The following is the transcript ......

• Parka

  21 Oct 03, 23:37

  "The following is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation in
  October 1995, between a US Navy ship off the coast of England, and some British authority.
  The transcript was released by the MoD on 10/10/95.
  
  BRITS: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoida collision.
  
  AMERICANS: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North, to avoid a collision
  
  BRITS: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to
  the South to avoid a collision.
  
  AMERICANS: This is the Captain of US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
  BRITS: Negative. I say again. You will have to divert your course.
  
  BRITS:Negative. I say again. You will have to divert your course.
  
  AMERICANS: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN. THE SECOND LARGEST
  SHIP IN THE UNITED STATESÂ’ ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY
  THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND
  THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH. THATÂ’S 15 DEGREES NORTH,
  OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THISSHIP.
  
  BRITS: We are a lighthouse. Fuck off"
• KrU

  22 Oct 03, 00:12

  
• LoVeMeLoVeMenOt

  22 Oct 03, 00:18

  
• SuRfBoY

  22 Oct 03, 02:32

  ...
• kopiosatu

  22 Oct 03, 08:17

  hahahahahahahaahah~ funny!
• wuming78

  22 Oct 03, 08:46

  did tt really happen?! tt captain mus be a dickhead.
• Patrik

  22 Oct 03, 08:50

  hahahahahahahahahahhaha
• Insightist

  22 Oct 03, 10:30

  good one...
  wahahahahahahahhahaa
• ntu slacker

  23 Oct 03, 02:58

  Originally posted by Parka:

  "The following is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation in
  October 1995, between a US Navy ship off the coast of England, and some British authority.
  The transcript was released by the MoD on 10/10/95.
  
  BRITS: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoida collision.
  
  AMERICANS: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North, to avoid a collision
  
  BRITS: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to
  the South to avoid a collision.
  
  AMERICANS: This is the Captain of US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
  BRITS: Negative. I say again. You will have to divert your course.
  
  BRITS:Negative. I say again. You will have to divert your course.
  
  AMERICANS: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN. THE SECOND LARGEST
  SHIP IN THE UNITED STATESÂ’ ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY
  THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND
  THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH. THATÂ’S 15 DEGREES NORTH,
  OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THISSHIP.
  
  BRITS: We are a lighthouse. Fuck off"

  7 habits of highly effective people?
• dumbdumb!

  23 Oct 03, 03:11

  sigh.. hope most americans are not so uppity..
• ntu slacker

  23 Oct 03, 03:12

  Originally posted by dumbdumb!:

  sigh.. hope most americans are not so uppity..

  the leader will always be mah
  
  absolute power corrupts absolutely
  
  look at china, then Holland then britain... then germany... then now the US