Guys.... They can be so average sometimes....
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i'm a jerk.
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This reminds me of the Top Gear episode where the 3 hosts had to put up Lonely Hearts ads on the web...
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den wat do u expect us to write?
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To me,that paragraph sounds so corny,gay and nerdy
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same same leh...Originally posted by starblue:why do guys always say the same things on their palprofiles??
"i'm just a simple guy looking for....."
"i'm an average looking guy, with average likes and dislikes, and average IQ and average lifestyle...... "
"easygoing, funloving.... "
is it just me or are guys trying to show how successful they are at being vocabulary-deficient? looking at those profiles makes me wanna cry... are there any OUTSTANDING guys out there???
do any gals here share my sentiment??
why do gals always say the same things on their palprofiles??
"i'm just a simple gal looking for....."
"i'm an average looking gal, with average likes and dislikes, and average IQ and average lifestyle...... "
"easygoing, funloving.... "
is it just me or are gals trying to show how successful they are at being vocabulary-deficient? looking at those profiles makes me wanna cry... are there any OUTSTANDING gals out there???
do any guys here share my sentiment??
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im very pretty, i used to do modelling
i have an MBA as well as a Masters in Anthropology
my figure is 36B-24-36
my hobbies are clubbing, listening to jazz, going for holidays, painting, wind-surfing, cooking, walking my dogs, etc...
i stay at bayshore and drives a convertible
drop me a message!
if u see the above profile, u believe onot? -
X1Originally posted by FireIce:im very pretty, i used to do modelling
i have an MBA as well as a Masters in Anthropology
my figure is 36B-24-36
my hobbies are clubbing, listening to jazz, going for holidays, painting, wind-surfing, cooking, walking my dogs, etc...
i stay at bayshore and drives a convertible
drop me a message!
if u see the above profile, u believe onot? -
Originally posted by elindra:Well, think of it as they are being modest and not wanting to raise your expectations. I mean I would prefer to read those compared to something like
"Ladies, I'm THE man for you. I'm handsome, charming, suave and can make love to you better than Don Juan. Drop me a msg and attach your photo. I know you can't resist my charms. I'll reply if you look good enough to walk beside me."
To elindra---> hello, can't HELP after reading ur thread tat i hv to REGister!
LOLZ.. tat's a reallie NICE one! I like e way u Describe urself, ur Positive n Funny Way of Thinking. Btw, did u Come Up wif it or was e Phrase quoted from some Famous Movies or Books? sure sounds familiar... hmmm... ....
To starblue---> it's not u, it's simply some guys who are "more" genuine n down to earth would describe themselves like dat. Yes, there's a handful of "OUTSTANDING" guys out there who will make u laff whole day n r fun to be wif, typically these guys jus wanna hv fun n r not ready to commit. It depends on who u r looking for. Average n genuine or Outstanding, fun but unstable. (These does not mean all guys fall into this 2 cat, but well mos r)
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The 1st few words already make me sianz 1/2...Originally posted by FireIce:im very pretty, i used to do modelling
i have an MBA as well as a Masters in Anthropology
my figure is 36B-24-36
my hobbies are clubbing, listening to jazz, going for holidays, painting, wind-surfing, cooking, walking my dogs, etc...
i stay at bayshore and drives a convertible
drop me a message!
if u see the above profile, u believe onot? -
GIMME ALL YUOR SECRATS NOOBZ, I M 1337 HAXOR. I AM UBER |337, OMFG, I JUST PWNZORED JOO, LOl!!!
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Wtf?Originally posted by the.raven:GIMME ALL YUOR SECRATS NOOBZ, I M 1337 HAXOR. I AM UBER |337, OMFG, I JUST PWNZORED JOO, LOl!!!
This one is Sggirls la, not Sg1337 or SgComputerNerds. -
Originally posted by kerts:
To elindra---> hello, can't HELP after reading ur thread tat i hv to REGister!
LOLZ.. tat's a reallie NICE one! I like e way u Describe urself, ur Positive n Funny Way of Thinking. Btw, did u Come Up wif it or was e Phrase quoted from some Famous Movies or Books? sure sounds familiar... hmmm... ....
Haha. I wrote it while snaking at work. Did not quote it from anywhere.
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i heard a similiar story about this...Originally posted by laurence82:If we say we tall, dark handsome, gals say we lie..
If say we average, got problems
If say we ugly, shun us...
Nothing pleases u ladies right....
there is a *husband shop* where womans can go there for shopping husband...
there is a lady going to this shop...
ground floor - these guys here are handsome & nice,the lady says ooo,thats nice...lets see what is upstairs...
1st floor - these guys here are handsome,nice and are good in bed,wow there must be a better guy at 2nd floor
2nd floor - these guys here are handsome,nice,good in bed,and they love children,wah!!the guys in 3rd floor must be even better!!
3rd floor - these guys here are handsome,nice,good in bed,love children and will help you to do all the house chores,what the heck!!lets go to the 4th floor and see what kind of guy there is!?!?!
4rd floor - there is nothing here but an exit door,there is a piece of paper attach to the door,it says *this proved that womans is impossible to please,pls exit this building and you can no longer turn back or enter this shop* -
OMG n00b, |337 pwnz j00!! kekeke!!!Originally posted by Homura1982:Wtf?
This one is Sggirls la, not Sg1337 or SgComputerNerds. -
Ssshhhh... u betta be very careful ya.. u NEVER know ur BOSS might be in here as wellOriginally posted by elindra:
Haha. I wrote it while snaking at work. Did not quote it from anywhere.
I just couldn't help myself
lolz... same as myself.. I just couldn't help myself when I saw ur QUOTE
hmmm... ... though you have e bad HABITS of a Snake, but I can't denial u sure is very TALENTED n creative to Come up wif something like tat while having to LOOKOUT for ur boss... U dont happen to be a War Journalist or writer of some sort do u
Btw, who's this Don Juan whom u mentioned n wat about his specialities -
"Ladies, I'm THE man for you. I'm handsome, charming, suave and can make love to you better than Don Juan. Drop me a msg and attach your photo. I know you can't resist my charms. I'll reply if you look good enough to walk beside me
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So now a guy's outstanding-ness is measured by how well he writes in his palprofile (watever the fUck that is...)?
well.. let's put it this way then, i'm glad i'm NOT outstanding. -
Well, I'm carefulOriginally posted by kerts:Ssshhhh... u betta be very careful ya.. u NEVER know ur BOSS might be in here as well
lolz... same as myself.. I just couldn't help myself when I saw ur QUOTE
hmmm... ... though you have e bad HABITS of a Snake, but I can't denial u sure is very TALENTED n creative to Come up wif something like tat while having to LOOKOUT for ur boss... U dont happen to be a War Journalist or writer of some sort do u
Btw, who's this Don Juan whom u mentioned n wat about his specialities
War Journalist or Writer? Nay. I'm a marketing executive. It just came off the head. Seriously, there are alot of witty people in the forum. I don't think I'm that good But, thanks for the compliments
Oh, Don Juan is this legendary latin lover who can charm the skirts off women -
How's this?Originally posted by starblue:why do guys always say the same things on their palprofiles??
"i'm just a simple guy looking for....."
"i'm an average looking guy, with average likes and dislikes, and average IQ and average lifestyle......"
"easygoing, funloving...."
is it just me or are guys trying to show how successful they are at being vocabulary-deficient? looking at those profiles makes me wanna cry... are there any OUTSTANDING guys out there???
do any gals here share my sentiment??
I'm a complicated man. I've been around the world for more than 12 years and now feel like a big fish in a small bowl, a shark in a guppy tank.
Fit and attractive, diverse interests, VERY high IQ. Need a woman who can keep up with me. The average Singapore girl, so far, has not been able to keep my interest for more than 2 dates.
Only the very attractive and confidant need write back. No needy, whiny women please!
Guaranteed not to disappoint; Double your money back (if you chose to pay that is... why you'd want to is beyond me though.)
Would any woman reply to something like that? -
Marketing Exec? No wonder... ... Seriously, no one ever mentioned u being Confident or Witty by any chance? Don tell me I'm e 1st one k....Originally posted by elindra:Well, I'm careful
War Journalist or Writer? Nay. I'm a marketing executive. It just came off the head. Seriously, there are alot of witty people in the forum. I don't think I'm that good But, thanks for the compliments
Oh, Don Juan is this legendary latin lover who can charm the skirts off women 
Wow, seems like another Bradpitt in e making. I sure would like to catch him in action, which movies of his do u recommend???
hmmm.... .... since I think so highly of u, why not u come up wif a NICE quote so I can ADD it to my signature n threads
it need not be FLASHY nor Attention-Grabbing. Jus something AVERAGE will do Tat's wat this thread is ABOUT right. AVERAGE,.. hahaa.. well, we cant stray too far from e topic -
say too good about yourdself pple think u too ego..too bad pple say common...
be cho lang really beri jiak lat leh... -
Haha, come to think of it noOriginally posted by kerts:Marketing Exec? No wonder... ... Seriously, no one ever mentioned u being Confident or Witty by any chance? Don tell me I'm e 1st one k....
Wow, seems like another Bradpitt in e making. I sure would like to catch him in action, which movies of his do u recommend???
hmmm.... .... since I think so highly of u, why not u come up wif a NICE quote so I can ADD it to my signature n threads it need not be FLASHY nor Attention-Grabbing. Jus something AVERAGE will do Tat's wat this thread is ABOUT right. AVERAGE,.. hahaa.. well, we cant stray too far from e topic 
Err Don Juan is not an actor. He was a person who is now history with legendary feats. If you find his grave I guess he would be am archaeological find
Errr I can help you think but I am not sure what topic do you want for your siggy. Look at my siggy and tell me if you like it It's kinda cynical I think. -
You're talking abt those SDU personals or what?Originally posted by starblue:why do guys always say the same things on their palprofiles??
"i'm just a simple guy looking for....."
"i'm an average looking guy, with average likes and dislikes, and average IQ and average lifestyle......"
"easygoing, funloving...."
is it just me or are guys trying to show how successful they are at being vocabulary-deficient? looking at those profiles makes me wanna cry... are there any OUTSTANDING guys out there???
do any gals here share my sentiment??
Maybe guys' vocab is not very wide.. and certainly they're not gona come out and say that they actually want sex with lots of easy women, or theyjust want someone who's pretty and will cook and clean up after them and bear their children. -
anti-socilaist won't be advertising liao, like me.. hahaOriginally posted by mark-:haha anti-socialist -
Hey Elindra I came up with your quote when I was in JC too.. mine differs slightly--Life is a bed of roses, with thorns and all.Originally posted by elindra:Haha, come to think of it no
Err Don Juan is not an actor. He was a person who is now history with legendary feats. If you find his grave I guess he would be am archaeological find
Errr I can help you think but I am not sure what topic do you want for your siggy. Look at my siggy and tell me if you like it It's kinda cynical I think.