Corrupt A Wish
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yar...everything pink...Originally posted by HENG@:and u can't start time up again. somehow only YOU've slipped into a timeless dimension, where nothing ever happens for u again, while the rest of the world moves on in time and space in our own regular dimension. the only mystery here is the sudden disappearace of keuriseudo. well good riddance to bad rubbish.
I wish I could live my life in pink.
becoz u are colour blind...
so you see everything in pink...
yur mother,father,brother,sister,friend,GF,
yur sh1t,treedog,cat...mirror...traffic light...in the end you died becoz you kenot see the colour of traffic light...
in wish i could live my life happily + full of meaning + full of time + full of money -
living with everything pink like what u described actually sounds good. die also never mindOriginally posted by SailorMercury:yar...everything pink...
becoz u are colour blind...
so you see everything in pink...
yur mother,father,brother,sister,friend,GF,
yur sh1t,treedog,cat...mirror...traffic light...in the end you died becoz you kenot see the colour of traffic light...
in wish i could live my life happily + full of meaning + full of time + full of money
anyways yr wish is granted.... but guess what? u live in a parallel world where there is only you. so got money also no use. got meaning also no use. got time also no use. die liao also nobody bury u. ack.
wish things were easier. -
u get ur wish. now things are always easy for you, but because life is no longer a challenge to you, you get bored and your brain power get weaker and you die a retardOriginally posted by HENG@:living with everything pink like what u described actually sounds good. die also never mind
anyways yr wish is granted.... but guess what? u live in a parallel world where there is only you. so got money also no use. got meaning also no use. got time also no use. die liao also nobody bury u. ack.
wish things were easier.
i wish i'd remember to post my next wish everytime i reply in this thread. i keep forgetting
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your wish come true. but then u forget to corrupt the wish instead.Originally posted by dumbdumb!:u get ur wish. now things are always easy for you, but because life is no longer a challenge to you, you get bored and your brain power get weaker and you die a retard
i wish i'd remember to post my next wish everytime i reply in this thread. i keep forgetting
i wish life was worth living. -
u got back in time. u redo things. it WAS worthwhile le.Originally posted by HENG@:your wish come true. but then u forget to corrupt the wish instead.
i wish life was worth living.
u come to now. it isnt again...
i want to see tsunami in singapore tmr... -
Wish granted. It so happened that Mediacorp decided to make a film on Tsunami happening in Singapore. You got to watch it on TV instead!Originally posted by nunchukz:u got back in time. u redo things. it WAS worthwhile le.
u come to now. it isnt again...
i want to see tsunami in singapore tmr...
I wish I could read anybody's mind. -
granted...Originally posted by keuriseudo:Wish granted. It so happened that Mediacorp decided to make a film on Tsunami happening in Singapore. You got to watch it on TV instead!
I wish I could read anybody's mind.
and u found out yur GF is playing with another man in yur back,
and yur father betraying yur mother,and yur mother doing the same thing,
and yur friend think u are ugly,hamsap,crazy,stupid and retarted..
after knowing the truth,u kenot take it and suicide...
i wish there is no pain in this world... -
Wish granted!Originally posted by SailorMercury:granted...
and u found out yur GF is playing with another man in yur back,
and yur father betraying yur mother,and yur mother doing the same thing,
and yur friend think u are ugly,hamsap,crazy,stupid and retarted..
after knowing the truth,u kenot take it and suicide...
i wish there is no pain in this world...
This world has no more pain.
You tried to cut yourself, there's blood but there's no pain.
Your significant other broke your heart and left, but you felt no pain, hence, you are emotionless.
You just got a Migraine, but can't feel the pain.
Good right? hahaha...
But when you have sex, you can't feel the pain which sometimes can be quite shiok also. Think you r missing out on that shiokness.
I wish someone could invent a virtual sex room and place them in arcades everywhere in Singapore. -
they do, and u go in to play, only to find out it's illegal when u got caught in a police raid. yr face got plastered all over the papers the next day n now everyone knows u're a pervert.Originally posted by keuriseudo:Wish granted!
This world has no more pain.
You tried to cut yourself, there's blood but there's no pain.
Your significant other broke your heart and left, but you felt no pain, hence, you are emotionless.
You just got a Migraine, but can't feel the pain.
Good right? hahaha...
But when you have sex, you can't feel the pain which sometimes can be quite shiok also. Think you r missing out on that shiokness.
I wish someone could invent a virtual sex room and place them in arcades everywhere in Singapore.
I wish that the sun never rises. -
Wish granted! The sun never rises and the world now plunged into total darkness and icy cold. The next moment one knows is that you died frozen in a very awkward position.. A strong cool breeze blew across and your icy fragile head just fell off onto the ground and cracked. Ouch...Originally posted by HENG@:they do, and u go in to play, only to find out it's illegal when u got caught in a police raid. yr face got plastered all over the papers the next day n now everyone knows u're a pervert.
I wish that the sun never rises.
I wish there's only one language in the world so that we all understand each other. -
and its the international language of stupidity. ouch. and u are the expert amongst us all. whee.Originally posted by keuriseudo:Wish granted! The sun never rises and the world now plunged into total darkness and icy cold. The next moment one knows is that you died frozen in a very awkward position.. A strong cool breeze blew across and your icy fragile head just fell off onto the ground and cracked. Ouch...
I wish there's only one language in the world so that we all understand each other.
I wish i could go to sleep now -
Poof! You are allowed to go to sleep. Guess what? You are in a deep deep sleep without much feelings at all. And someone just raped you while u r sleeping.Originally posted by HENG@:and its the international language of stupidity. ouch. and u are the expert amongst us all. whee.
I wish i could go to sleep now
I wish there're no crimes in this world. -
hip hip hooray. because u wished there is no crimes in this world, i am not raped after all. (but if its a gal i dun mindOriginally posted by keuriseudo:Poof! You are allowed to go to sleep. Guess what? You are in a deep deep sleep without much feelings at all. And someone just raped you while u r sleeping.
I wish there're no crimes in this world.
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poof your wish is granted....but everyone starts suspecting each other for being so kind...hence the world becomes a darker place as everyone instead of respecting such kindness commit EVIL deeds and destroy the world...muhahahahahaOriginally posted by HENG@:hip hip hooray. because u wished there is no crimes in this world, i am not raped after all. (but if its a gal i dun mind )
anyways i wish people are nicer to each other.
i wish tat watever i wish now is uncorruptible....muahahahahaha -
siao. 1stly if ppl r nicer who's gonna be evil? 2ndly the rules say that such wishes will be skipped and passed over. so too bad. next person gets to corrupt my wish again.Originally posted by Lance_han:poof your wish is granted....but everyone starts suspecting each other for being so kind...hence the world becomes a darker place as everyone instead of respecting such kindness commit EVIL deeds and destroy the world...muhahahahaha
i wish tat watever i wish now is uncorruptible....muahahahahaha -
Hahaha... wish granted. people r so nice to each other now. They'll do anything nice to get what they want as well... including robbing you. But then once they robbed you, they scolded you vulgarity in a nice way, but you let them go instead because you too were also nice to them in return. After that, gays in the street raped you in a nice manner. Fat girls too raped you in a nice way too. How nice is the world!!!Originally posted by HENG@:hip hip hooray. because u wished there is no crimes in this world, i am not raped after all. (but if its a gal i dun mind )
anyways i wish people are nicer to each other.
I wish people will just stop being lame. -
granted....but the ppl while they have stop being lame will become stupid and moronic and so on and so forth....Originally posted by keuriseudo:Hahaha... wish granted. people r so nice to each other now. They'll do anything nice to get what they want as well... including robbing you. But then once they robbed you, they scolded you vulgarity in a nice way, but you let them go instead because you too were also nice to them in return. After that, gays in the street raped you in a nice manner. Fat girls too raped you in a nice way too. How nice is the world!!!
I wish people will just stop being lame.
i wish this topic was never created and its creator vanquished to some other land.... -
lol but u were just being lame! i see that the "i wish ppl are nicer" wish is quite hard to corrupt.Originally posted by keuriseudo:Hahaha... wish granted. people r so nice to each other now. They'll do anything nice to get what they want as well... including robbing you. But then once they robbed you, they scolded you vulgarity in a nice way, but you let them go instead because you too were also nice to them in return. After that, gays in the street raped you in a nice manner. Fat girls too raped you in a nice way too. How nice is the world!!!
I wish people will just stop being lame. -
You get your wish. but then when you off ur darn computer, you realized that you r in hell. the creator of this topic is on earth and this topic was created on earth. Now that u r in hell... i wish u a sweet f.u.c.k.ing time with satan. Enjoy!Originally posted by Lance_han:granted....but the ppl while they have stop being lame will become stupid and moronic and so on and so forth....
i wish this topic was never created and its creator vanquished to some other land....
I wish that I can use 100% of my brain. -
Your wish was already granted 10 years ago, which is why you didn't have much of it left to answer this stupid thread.Originally posted by keuriseudo:You get your wish. but then when you off ur darn computer, you realized that you r in hell. the creator of this topic is on earth and this topic was created on earth. Now that u r in hell... i wish u a sweet f.u.c.k.ing time with satan. Enjoy!
I wish that I can use 100% of my brain.
I wish that my boss is hit over the head by clogs. -
Granted!
He loses his memory 4ever ..including e fact tat e he was goin 2 promote u!!! 
I Wish No Animals Will Be Eaten 4 Food Again -
you got it! which is why you can only see plants and herbivores around. opps... you are a vegetarian aren't you??
i wish pretty flowers never wilt. -
not a vegetarian,jus feel bad whenever im eating meat.Cut down now.
Wish Granted!They dun wilt n become so big n beautiful that the price 4 them goes up soooooooo high ,U cannot afford them 4 ur gal on V day,she breaks up with u
I Wish 4 A Jack Russell Terrier -
Originally posted by snobbish:
u get that thing alrite...
not a vegetarian,jus feel bad whenever im eating meat.Cut down now.
[b]Wish Granted!They dun wilt n become so big n beautiful that the price 4 them goes up soooooooo high ,U cannot afford them 4 ur gal on V day,she breaks up with u
I Wish 4 A Jack Russell Terrier [/b]
by the time u get it,it is dead....
i wish 1 is 2, 2 aint 22, 3=4, 5 + 6 =87, 8 are 65 and 35 is 909.. -
Wish granted!
But only to realise, you can't use your clocks anymore. All the numbers are screwed up!
I wish...I'm the last person to post in this thread.