Corrupt A Wish
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poof. u become unemployed.Originally posted by kentheman:poof! ur wish is granted. u have a bowl of laksa filled with contaminated coconut milk and infected cockles
i wish i do not have to rush reports everyday
wish i have more fridays like the one i just had -
haha....there u go friday friday friday, friday for 24/7/365
n u noe, u get no pay, no life n end up dead on street...
i wish i m dead~ -
U get ur wish and you are now dead, but when you go up to heaven, God said, "Aw.. you shouldn't have wish for this." and sent you to hell instead. But the devil hates the look on your face and sent you re-incarnating back into an escargot.Originally posted by nunchukz:haha....there u go friday friday friday, friday for 24/7/365
n u noe, u get no pay, no life n end up dead on street...
i wish i m dead~
I wish I could turn back time and save my relationship with my ex-gf.. so all those cryings and stuff won't have happened.. -
whoa if everyday i had was like the friday i just had, i'll be having more life than i ever had. anyways its not like i get a pay now, so that doesn't make any difference either.Originally posted by nunchukz:haha....there u go friday friday friday, friday for 24/7/365
n u noe, u get no pay, no life n end up dead on street...
i wish i m dead~
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poof. u turn back time too much. hey kooochie kooo baby. how sweet u look. see u in another 18 years when u grow up.Originally posted by keuriseudo:U get ur wish and you are now dead, but when you go up to heaven, God said, "Aw.. you shouldn't have wish for this." and sent you to hell instead. But the devil hates the look on your face and sent you re-incarnating back into an escargot.
I wish I could turn back time and save my relationship with my ex-gf.. so all those cryings and stuff won't have happened..
i wish i was dead (cannot copy the last corruption of this wish) -
I WISH PPLE WOULD STOP THINKING IM SBSK ! ARGH
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aiyo...this wish is more than 7times liau....Originally posted by HENG@:poof. u turn back time too much. hey kooochie kooo baby. how sweet u look. see u in another 18 years when u grow up.
i wish i was dead (cannot copy the last corruption of this wish)
ok...you are dead...you go heaven...but god think u are 2 ugly...
and so he send u to hell...the devil think u are 2 handsome...
so they send you 2 earth to reincarnate as 2nd hitler
i wish i can go back time to change the history... -
steady la. i am the 2nd hitler. i wreck havoc and mayhem on earth and rule the world. dun mind at allOriginally posted by SailorMercury:aiyo...this wish is more than 7times liau....
ok...you are dead...you go heaven...but god think u are 2 ugly...
and so he send u to hell...the devil think u are 2 handsome...
so they send you 2 earth to reincarnate as 2nd hitler
i wish i can go back time to change the history...
well anyways u go back in time. u accidently changed history. history of yourself, when u fell in love with your mom n stole her from your dad.
wish I wasn't so hungry now -
*bam*u arent hungry ne more and then realises it is 4eva. you die of starvation.
I wish i can be myself. -
Poof you are now a manic depressive homosexual midget with an inferiority complex.
I wish I had a car. -
poof. u get a car. but no COE, road tax not paid etc, so u can't drive it. did i mention u also forgot to wish u knew how to drive?Originally posted by Dv8tor:Poof you are now a manic depressive homosexual midget with an inferiority complex.
I wish I had a car.
I wish I am asleep now. -
u fell aslp... dreamt of ghost n every bad bad things n everythings u hate... but u cant wake up~....wana b slppin?
i wish my name is andy -
Yah, you got your wish. Your name is Andy, but what the heck? No one calls you by that name. Instead, you are now well known by a famous nickname = Shit, and everyone starts calling you that.Originally posted by nunchukz:u fell aslp... dreamt of ghost n every bad bad things n everythings u hate... but u cant wake up~....wana b slppin?
i wish my name is andy
I wish I own the world. -
the world is not enough. and james bond comes along n kills u.Originally posted by keuriseudo:Yah, you got your wish. Your name is Andy, but what the heck? No one calls you by that name. Instead, you are now well known by a famous nickname = Shit, and everyone starts calling you that.
I wish I own the world.
I wish my life sucks. -
wish granted...but GOD see your wish buay song gives u the exact opposite...Originally posted by HENG@:the world is not enough. and james bond comes along n kills u.
I wish my life sucks.
the GOOD life
i wish mi initial D drivin technique improve... -
Your technique improve but................you got no $$ to go arcade
I wish people stop thinking i am SBSK -
Originally posted by HeckKER:
your wish granted, now everyone things you are bangzi, another lame deprived idiot
Your technique improve but................you got no $$ to go arcade
[b]I wish people stop thinking i am SBSK[/b]
i wish i'm the best guitarist in the world!!
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granted...u are the best guitarist in the worldOriginally posted by dumbdumb!:your wish granted, now everyone things you are bangzi, another lame deprived idiot
i wish i'm the best guitarist in the world!!
but....all other guitarist is trying to kill you so they can take your place...
therefore they hired alot of assassin to kill you...
and you have to live with hiding and running around with no time to play guitar...
i wish i got a kindhearted and leng lui jie jie -
wah shiok. exactly what i wanted.Originally posted by Lance_han:wish granted...but GOD see your wish buay song gives u the exact opposite...
the GOOD life
i wish mi initial D drivin technique improve... . why would anyone wish for initial D technique to improve? Initial D is not even real -
i wish i can fly
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i wish i am FireIce..Originally posted by gemini2:i wish i can fly -
Wish granted! ...however, she's a lesbian.Originally posted by SailorMercury:granted...u are the best guitarist in the world
but....all other guitarist is trying to kill you so they can take your place...
therefore they hired alot of assassin to kill you...
and you have to live with hiding and running around with no time to play guitar...
i wish i got a kindhearted and leng lui jie jie
I wish I'm invulnerable to any cuts or impacts. Jumping down the building doesn't make me a shattered dead ass on the floor. hehe... -
granted...but people think u are an alien...Originally posted by keuriseudo:Wish granted! ...however, she's a lesbian.
I wish I'm invulnerable to any cuts or impacts. Jumping down the building doesn't make me a shattered dead ass on the floor. hehe...
scientist from all around the world capture you to do lots of experiment from you...from burn to acid,stab to shooting...
i wish i can get a 1 month holiday... -
Wish granted. U get 1 month holiday... in Banda Aceh.Originally posted by SailorMercury:granted...but people think u are an alien...
scientist from all around the world capture you to do lots of experiment from you...from burn to acid,stab to shooting...
i wish i can get a 1 month holiday...
I wish I could stop the time now. Nobody's moving accept me, so I could do ANYTHING I want to anyone. hehehe... -
and u can't start time up again. somehow only YOU've slipped into a timeless dimension, where nothing ever happens for u again, while the rest of the world moves on in time and space in our own regular dimension. the only mystery here is the sudden disappearace of keuriseudo. well good riddance to bad rubbish.Originally posted by keuriseudo:Wish granted. U get 1 month holiday... in Banda Aceh.
I wish I could stop the time now. Nobody's moving accept me, so I could do ANYTHING I want to anyone. hehehe...
I wish I could live my life in pink.