Corrupt A Wish

• HENG@

  20 Jan 05, 01:03

  Originally posted by keuriseudo:

  You get your wish. But just one day before your results are officially handed to you, you got knocked down by a shovel while taking a short cut across a construction site on your way to school.
  
  I wish my cock is made out of metal so I won't feel the pain while doing my insertion.

  and your cock is made of metal, after they had to cut your original cock off due to penile cancer. but the metal replacement they give u is pretty impressive. pity you can't feel a thing from it. hey u've become a dickless guy with a permanant strap on dildo!
  
  I wish I knew more rich people.
• Ecxentrique

  20 Jan 05, 01:27

  Originally posted by HENG@:

  and your cock is made of metal, after they had to cut your original cock off due to penile cancer. but the metal replacement they give u is pretty impressive. pity you can't feel a thing from it. hey u've become a dickless guy with a permanant strap on dildo!
  
  I wish I knew more rich people.

  And your wish is granted. You do get to know more rich people... who are doing it at your expense, robbing the last penny that you have saved over the years for your coffers..
  
  I wish that there will be more interesting posts like this.
• dumbdumb!

  20 Jan 05, 01:31

  Originally posted by Ecxentrique:

  And your wish is granted. You do get to know more rich people... who are doing it at your expense, robbing the last penny that you have saved over the years for your coffers..
  
  I wish that there will be more interesting posts like this.

  poof! you got ur wish.. and the posts are always ruined by lamers who are sex deprived. and always asking stupid questions about sex
  
  I wish i was an australian
• HENG@

  20 Jan 05, 01:37

  Originally posted by dumbdumb!:

  poof! you got ur wish.. and the posts are always ruined by lamers who are sex deprived. and always asking stupid questions about sex
  
  I wish i was an australian

  poof. and u are. but um... wheelchair bound and blind...
  
  I wish I was dead.
• dumbdumb!

  20 Jan 05, 02:10

  Originally posted by HENG@:

  poof. and u are. but um... wheelchair bound and blind...
  
  I wish I was dead.

  sheesh.. this is like the 5th time someone wishes he is dead
  
  poof! you are dead, and you found urself in fiery hell, with no chance of redemption for the rest of eternity. *actually, that is freaky*
  
  i wish i had a lightsabre
• HENG@

  20 Jan 05, 02:16

  Originally posted by dumbdumb!:

  sheesh.. this is like the 5th time someone wishes he is dead
  
  poof! you are dead, and you found urself in fiery hell, with no chance of redemption for the rest of eternity. *actually, that is freaky*
  
  i wish i had a lightsabre

  u do. but u forgot which end the pretty buzzing light comes out from, and activated it while the wrong end was pointing at you. opps.
  
  I wish people would realise hell is not fiery and that it's not as bad as they think. What could be more fun? there are gothy people and gothy music in there.
• Ecxentrique

  20 Jan 05, 12:05

  Originally posted by HENG@:

  u do. but u forgot which end the pretty buzzing light comes out from, and activated it while the wrong end was pointing at you. opps.
  
  I wish people would realise hell is not fiery and that it's not as bad as they think. What could be more fun? there are gothy people and gothy music in there.

  Poof! People start to change their perceptions of hell and welcome it, as a results people will want to go to hell and so commit more sins and crimes while they are alive in order to get into it.
  
  I wish to be forced into something that I dun like to do!
  
• dumbdumb!

  20 Jan 05, 13:17

  Originally posted by Ecxentrique:

  Poof! People start to change their perceptions of hell and welcome it, as a results people will want to go to hell and so commit more sins and crimes while they are alive in order to get into it.
  
  I wish to be forced into something that I dun like to do!
  

  poof you got the job. and guess what? you really DO hate it. and you have to do it for the rest of your life!!
  
  i wish it would snow in singapore
• Ecxentrique

  20 Jan 05, 13:27

  Originally posted by dumbdumb!:

  poof you got the job. and guess what? you really DO hate it. and you have to do it for the rest of your life!!
  
  i wish it would snow in singapore

  Poof.. It starts to snow.. so heavily, and while you were admiring all of it in the middle of the road, a car came along and knocks you down cos the roads are covered with a thin sheet of ice that makes the vehicle impossible to brake..
  
  I wish for 3 more wishes.
• nunchukz

  20 Jan 05, 18:53

  Originally posted by Ecxentrique:

  Poof.. It starts to snow.. so heavily, and while you were admiring all of it in the middle of the road, a car came along and knocks you down cos the roads are covered with a thin sheet of ice that makes the vehicle impossible to brake..
  
  I wish for 3 more wishes.

  cool thing...u get to hv 3 more wishes, not granted...
  
  i wan e whole sch of gals to b naked aways...haz~
• HENG@

  20 Jan 05, 22:48

  Originally posted by nunchukz:

  cool thing...u get to hv 3 more wishes, not granted...
  
  i wan e whole sch of gals to b naked aways...haz~

  and they are. and guess what? u get to see them, but they laugh at your pathetically tiny dick and your inability to get an errection.
  
  I wish people would be more sensible.
• keuriseudo

  21 Jan 05, 10:33

  Originally posted by HENG@:

  and they are. and guess what? u get to see them, but they laugh at your pathetically tiny dick and your inability to get an errection.
  
  I wish people would be more sensible.

  yea sure... people became more sensible than they are now. They talk more sense, make more sence, and have more sense. While you only talk sense, make sense and have sense. Because of this, the world world treats you like non-sense.
  
  I wish I'm the president of America, so that I could build many nuclear missiles and nuke any nations I detest.
• Headegg

  21 Jan 05, 15:26

  first day of you being president of america, you got nuked. in the ass.
  
  I wish earth is square[/quote]
• keuriseudo

  21 Jan 05, 16:05

  Originally posted by Headegg:

  first day of you being president of america, you got nuked. in the ass.
  
  I wish earth is square[/quote]

  You got your wish... One day, you took a tour and were walking in the streets of New Zealand, when suddenly, you just fell over. And that fall is eternal.. and guess what? You ended up in space.
  
  I wish the Singapore government unban chewing gums.
• HENG@

  21 Jan 05, 21:23

  Originally posted by keuriseudo:

  yea sure... people became more sensible than they are now. They talk more sense, make more sence, and have more sense. While you only talk sense, make sense and have sense. Because of this, the world world treats you like non-sense.
  
  I wish I'm the president of America, so that I could build many nuclear missiles and nuke any nations I detest.

  that makes no sense.
• HENG@

  21 Jan 05, 21:24

  Originally posted by keuriseudo:

  You got your wish... One day, you took a tour and were walking in the streets of New Zealand, when suddenly, you just fell over. And that fall is eternal.. and guess what? You ended up in space.
  
  I wish the Singapore government unban chewing gums.

  wish comes true. and you keep getting people sticking their used gum into your hair and clothes n shoes.
  
  I wish there was justice in the world.
• Ecxentrique

  21 Jan 05, 21:58

  Originally posted by HENG@:

  wish comes true. and you keep getting people sticking their used gum into your hair and clothes n shoes.
  
  I wish there was justice in the world.

  Wish granted, you live in a world where justice is swift! But beware the next time you shed hair, you get arrested for littering!!
  
  I wish a world where we do not need to use money at all.
• SailorMercury

  22 Jan 05, 01:30

  Originally posted by Ecxentrique:

  Wish granted, you live in a world where justice is swift! But beware the next time you shed hair, you get arrested for littering!!
  
  I wish a world where we do not need to use money at all.

  wish granted...the *barter system* is back to the world...
  which is so much more troublesome
  *note*-people who are weak in history education may not know what is *barter system*
  
  i wish i know where to download kelly chan & hekiru shiina mp3 song...
• Headegg

  22 Jan 05, 02:00

  your wish granted, you download, get caught for piracy and then go changi and squat, got free curry rice daily. cool!
  
  I wish i am more funny
• Ecxentrique

  22 Jan 05, 02:17

  Originally posted by Headegg:

  your wish granted, you download, get caught for piracy and then go changi and squat, got free curry rice daily. cool!
  
  I wish i am more funny

  You get your wish! Now everybody thinks you are a joke and no one takes you seriously!
  
  I wish that computers are simpler to use and troubleshoot
• HENG@

  22 Jan 05, 13:53

  Originally posted by Ecxentrique:

  You get your wish! Now everybody thinks you are a joke and no one takes you seriously!
  
  I wish that computers are simpler to use and troubleshoot

  poof. your Pentium 4 just became an abacus.
  
  I wish the world had no more sadness.
• keuriseudo

  23 Jan 05, 00:59

  Originally posted by HENG@:

  poof. your Pentium 4 just became an abacus.
  
  I wish the world had no more sadness.

  Poof! The world is rid of sadness. And everyone becomes crazy. Craziness now dominates the world.
  
  I wish I have a plate of Laksa now.. so hungry..
• HeckKER

  23 Jan 05, 13:58

  I wish people stop thinking i am SBSK!
• kentheman

  23 Jan 05, 14:14

  Originally posted by keuriseudo:

  Poof! The world is rid of sadness. And everyone becomes crazy. Craziness now dominates the world.
  
  I wish I have a plate of Laksa now.. so hungry..

  poof! ur wish is granted. u have a bowl of laksa filled with contaminated coconut milk and infected cockles
  
  i wish i do not have to rush reports everyday
• HENG@

  23 Jan 05, 14:17

  Originally posted by keuriseudo:

  Poof! The world is rid of sadness. And everyone becomes crazy. Craziness now dominates the world.
  
  I wish I have a plate of Laksa now.. so hungry..

  hey craziness is not so bad ok