Corrupt A Wish
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damn BHB. *puke*Originally posted by SailorMercury:wish granted...we all are dead....
but we all are 2 handsome until the god revive us again...except for u
i wish i can go to japan now....for playing and fun
ok u go to japan. for play n fun. that is playing n fun for others as they rape u.
I wish I had something to eat. -
Poof! U get your wish.Originally posted by HENG@:damn BHB. *puke*
ok u go to japan. for play n fun. that is playing n fun for others as they rape u.
I wish I had something to eat.
I walked up to you and hand you a piece of shit.
I wish I could cycle with one wheel of a bicycle... -
*poofz* you can, and get hit by a car when u spin out of control into the roadOriginally posted by keuriseudo:Poof! U get your wish.
I walked up to you and hand you a piece of shit.
I wish I could cycle with one wheel of a bicycle... -
*poofz* you can, and get hit by a car when u spin out of control into the roadOriginally posted by keuriseudo:Poof! U get your wish.
I walked up to you and hand you a piece of shit.
I wish I could cycle with one wheel of a bicycle...
i wish i was the best guitarist in the world -
*poof* you are now the best guitarist in the world, and you're playing a obscene, sex-themed song in Fallujah, without any body armor.With the American flag wrapped over your body.
*poofz* you can, and get hit by a car when u spin out of control into the road
i wish i was the best guitarist in the world
I wish to be an Iraqi warlord. -
poof! and you got assasinated by one of your enemies while you are crapping in your toilet.Originally posted by LazerLordz:*poof* you are now the best guitarist in the world, and you're playing a obscene, sex-themed song in Fallujah, without any body armor.With the American flag wrapped over your body.
I wish to be an Iraqi warlord.
Me wanna live in a big house
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and ta dah! your house is very big! I know it is very big because I was the one who went to the shops to select the biggest house to burn to u, complete with paper doll maids and servants.Originally posted by dumbdumb!:poof! and you got assasinated by one of your enemies while you are crapping in your toilet.
Me wanna live in a big house 
I wish I had a Mercedes SLR. -
You live in a big house but with no furniture and only one room. And it's not even a toilet. You crap in your only room.Originally posted by dumbdumb!:poof! and you got assasinated by one of your enemies while you are crapping in your toilet.
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oh man.. that's awful!Originally posted by HENG@:and ta dah! your house is very big! I know it is very big because I was the one who went to the shops to select the biggest house to burn to u, complete with paper doll maids and servants.
I wish I had a Mercedes SLR.
hmm.. for that, you get your wish. and some punk ass carjacked you, and drives off leaving you to walk back home
I want to be superman! -
You get a Mercedes SLR Camera. But since Mercedes is only good at cars, your camera doesn't work very well.Originally posted by HENG@:and ta dah! your house is very big! I know it is very big because I was the one who went to the shops to select the biggest house to burn to u, complete with paper doll maids and servants.
I wish I had a Mercedes SLR.
I wish I had a Mitsubishi Lancer, non-evolution. -
You turn into superman, but get killed by doomsday, again.Originally posted by dumbdumb!:oh man.. that's awful!
hmm.. for that, you get your wish. and some punk ass carjacked you, and drives off leaving you to walk back home
I want to be superman!
I wish I was Spiderman. -
yea...u r a spiderman....but u r palaryse..??haa...
i wish my wishes are not corrputed... -
opps. rules says we are free to skip wished like that. so i grant SumOne's wish. HE is spider man. unfortunately he is also as big as an average sized spider and got stepped on.Originally posted by nunchukz:yea...u r a spiderman....but u r palaryse..??haa...
i wish my wishes are not corrputed...
I wish I had some affection. -
yar...u get an affection alright...
with an 87 years old woman
i wish girls is easier to court rather than trying to impress them, take them to movie...bla bla bla -
your wish is granted. but u turn gay.Originally posted by SailorMercury:yar...u get an affection alright...
with an 87 years old woman
i wish girls is easier to court rather than trying to impress them, take them to movie...bla bla bla
meh wish im lesbian. -
pong!...u are a lesbian...
but instead...all girls avoiding you and gays trying to court you
my wish is Heng@ will be crush by a lorry and an airplane...
hehe....don get offended,,,just a game -
Your wish is granted, Heng@ has toy lorries and paper planes thrown at him by little kids.Originally posted by SailorMercury:pong!...u are a lesbian...
but instead...all girls avoiding you and gays trying to court you
my wish is Heng@ will be crush by a lorry and an airplane...
hehe....don get offended,,,just a game
I wish to be a pilot. -
wish granted,,,,Originally posted by LazerLordz:Your wish is granted, Heng@ has toy lorries and paper planes thrown at him by little kids.
I wish to be a pilot.
you are a pilot of playstation pilot simulator..ahaha
wish everybody don have to work but only enjoy life
and no need work also can get money(even when sleeping) -
Wish granted...but u find a room full of hell notes. And ur doomed for the rest of yr life to count them one by one...Originally posted by SailorMercury:wish granted,,,,
you are a pilot of playstation pilot simulator..ahaha
wish everybody don have to work but only enjoy life
and no need work also can get money(even when sleeping)
I wish for free unlimited P-membership! -
Wish granted. Now you are a slave to SGForums for life. You cannot leave even in the wee hours of the morning.
I wish dogs buried their own faeces. -
Wish came true.Originally posted by Kuali Baba:Wish granted. Now you are a slave to SGForums for life. You cannot leave even in the wee hours of the morning.
I wish dogs buried their own faeces.
Dogs now bury their faeces... but b.i.t.c.h.e.s. tend to dig 'em out again after the dogs left.
I wish loving someone is so simple... -
It becomes easy to love someone, but it becomes impossible not to love that someone, even if that someone is total jerk or a biatch (actually, that's how i feel sometimes).Originally posted by keuriseudo:Wish came true.
Dogs now bury their faeces... but b.i.t.c.h.e.s. tend to dig 'em out again after the dogs left.
I wish loving someone is so simple...
I wish my boss had a better idea of the work I'm doing. -
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yeayea...congrat....ur boss finally noes wad u r doin...but, U R FIRED! heheOriginally posted by SumOne:It becomes easy to love someone, but it becomes impossible not to love that someone, even if that someone is total jerk or a biatch (actually, that's how i feel sometimes).
I wish my boss had a better idea of the work I'm doing.
i wish my academic top whole SP
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You get your wish. But just one day before your results are officially handed to you, you got knocked down by a shovel while taking a short cut across a construction site on your way to school.Originally posted by nunchukz:yeayea...congrat....ur boss finally noes wad u r doin...but, U R FIRED! hehe
i wish my academic top whole SP
I wish my cock is made out of metal so I won't feel the pain while doing my insertion.