Corrupt A Wish
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me cheat? u wish wor. if i had cheated today, i would have passed without cheating. why? read it here:Originally posted by bo liao:Wish Granted, u wil get A...but...after 1 week, teacher find out got 2 other classmates of urs hv exectly same answer in everything on ur paper & therefore declare u cheated in exam & kick u out of sch...(i lik very bad lea..)
i wish i hv a wish tat when ever any one corrupts it, it wil revert back making it a new wish for me>>>meaning if any1 corrupt it, i will hv new wish..lolx
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But all new wishes comes corupted.Originally posted by bo liao:Wish Granted, u wil get A...but...after 1 week, teacher find out got 2 other classmates of urs hv exectly same answer in everything on ur paper & therefore declare u cheated in exam & kick u out of sch...(i lik very bad lea..)
i wish i hv a wish tat if when ever any one corrupts it, it wil revert back making it a new wish for me>>>meaning if any1 corrupt it, i will hv new wish..lolx
I wish I can lose some weight. -
you lose some weight. When they cut off both yr arms, u lost a couple of kgs.Originally posted by Ito_^:But all new wishes comes corupted.
I wish I can lose some weight.
I wish I you guys would wake up already. -
We woke up... but then found you dead.Originally posted by HENG@:you lose some weight. When they cut off both yr arms, u lost a couple of kgs.
I wish I you guys would wake up already.
I wish I could live on the moon one day. -
Wish granted...the moon comes crashing down on u, crushing u in the process..Originally posted by keuriseudo:We woke up... but then found you dead.
I wish I could live on the moon one day.
I wish caramon was banned! -
he is banned, but then comes back with 1001 clones!Originally posted by GrimR:Wish granted...the moon comes crashing down on u, crushing u in the process..
I wish caramon was banned!
I wish this week was over. -
Poof!!! Before you know it, this week is over, including the weekends. The first day of the week starts on Friday. Your work will start tomorrow. The weekends will now be Thursday and Friday.Originally posted by HENG@:he is banned, but then comes back with 1001 clones!
I wish this week was over.
I wish Hitler will be cloned and start another World War. -
if the 1st day of the week is really friday i'd be damn happy. my weekends are from tues to sun now.Originally posted by keuriseudo:Poof!!! Before you know it, this week is over, including the weekends. The first day of the week starts on Friday. Your work will start tomorrow. The weekends will now be Thursday and Friday.
I wish Hitler will be cloned and start another World War. -
That's good. I'm happy for you. But pls read between the lines of your corrupted wish. It says.. your work will start tomorrow..Originally posted by HENG@:if the 1st day of the week is really friday i'd be damn happy. my weekends are from tues to sun now.
Anyway, you forgot to courrpt my wish..
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unfortunately, u haven't read what i said. I AM having weekends that start from tues and last till sunday now. in real life. u can corrupt all you want but i torture you with the knowledge that i am enjoying SLACKING!Originally posted by keuriseudo:That's good. I'm happy for you. But pls read between the lines of your corrupted wish. It says.. your work will start tomorrow..
Anyway, you forgot to courrpt my wish.. -
Ok. Good. Slack all you want. I'm slacking too. Have been slacking and MC-ing since April last year. Can't be help, had some problems. Let's enjoy all we can for now yah?!Originally posted by HENG@:unfortunately, u haven't read what i said. I AM having weekends that start from tues and last till sunday now. in real life. u can corrupt all you want but i torture you with the knowledge that i am enjoying SLACKING! 
Alright, back to game,
Ok.. here goes - Poof!!! Poof!!! The week is now over. Good, you are slacking! But I'm not tortured by your reality... Your boss then called you up and told you a good news. He'll pay you 50 cents every tens years from now or lose your job.
I wish you could just PM me and intro yourself. -
wish granted...
the pm msg is
i am 65 gay timbaktu african mix american
are u free tonite?
i wish.....sg girls is ugly and fat -
you got your wish, only tat it happens only in ur dreams.Originally posted by SailorMercury:wish granted...
the pm msg is
i am 65 gay timbaktu african mix american
are u free tonite?
i wish.....sg girls is ugly and fat
i wish tat she will b my gf...for along time no come in reality, without doing anything behind my back or falling for another guy. basically i wan a happy ending with her for a long long time in reality. -
too bad bad that only can happen in yur fantasy.Originally posted by bladez87:you got your wish, only tat it happens only in ur dreams.
i wish tat she will b my gf...for along time no come in reality, without doing anything behind my back or falling for another guy. basically i wan a happy ending with her for a long long time in reality.
and this kind of *she* is extinct in this world...
i wish osama is captured -
Poof! You get your wish. Osama is captured. But unfortunately, Sadam escapes and ordered another terrorists crashing into your HDB flat.Originally posted by SailorMercury:too bad bad that only can happen in yur fantasy.
and this kind of *she* is extinct in this world...
i wish osama is captured
I wish I could have the power of immortality. -
hoho...u cant die le...
but u r noe wif diabeties, high high blood pressure & brain cancer
haha....i wish to b healthy~ -
wish granted. u are healthy. but then u didn't wish that u wun die healthy...Originally posted by nunchukz:hoho...u cant die le...
but u r noe wif diabeties, high high blood pressure & brain cancer
haha....i wish to b healthy~
and u keep screaming that u wish u did when the lions teat u apart when u fell into the lion's enclosure at the zoo.
I wish we can understand the concept of nothingness. -
Granted...Originally posted by HENG@:wish granted. u are healthy. but then u didn't wish that u wun die healthy...
and u keep screaming that u wish u did when the lions teat u apart when u fell into the lion's enclosure at the zoo.
I wish we can understand the concept of nothingness.
We all now understands the concept of nothingness, but then forgot the meaning of abundance! Soon, poverty mindset begins to fill the earth. And people are now poorer and poorer, cursed by poverty. Everyone including you was reduced to skin and bones, while I just walk straight up to you, with trembling hands, passed you a 1 cent coin and said, "Here, this is your lunch."
I wish that anything I touch except me will turn to gold. -
wish granted...but your "golden touch" is used to do evil deeds for evil persons.....Originally posted by keuriseudo:Granted...
We all now understands the concept of nothingness, but then forgot the meaning of abundance! Soon, poverty mindset begins to fill the earth. And people are now poorer and poorer, cursed by poverty. Everyone including you was reduced to skin and bones, while I just walk straight up to you, with trembling hands, passed you a 1 cent coin and said, "Here, this is your lunch."
I wish that anything I touch except me will turn to gold.
i wish tat singapore's national soccer team become as good as brazil... -
Wish granted. Singapore's soccer team becomes as good as Brazil. However, due to spending too much money to coach such elite and expensive players, the Singapore government has reduced itself into a bankrupt state. They must either scrap the Football Club, or suffer defeat as a nation. hehehe...Originally posted by Lance_han:wish granted...but your "golden touch" is used to do evil deeds for evil persons.....
i wish tat singapore's national soccer team become as good as brazil...
I wish I have the power that every girls I stare for at least 5 seconds, would be sexually attracted to me. -
Wish granted. Singapore's soccer team becomes as good as Brazil. However, due to spending too much money to coach such elite and expensive players, the Singapore government has reduced itself into a bankrupt state. They must either scrap the Football Club, or suffer defeat as a nation. hehehe...Originally posted by Lance_han:wish granted...but your "golden touch" is used to do evil deeds for evil persons.....
i wish tat singapore's national soccer team become as good as brazil...
I wish I have the power that every girls I stare for at least 5 seconds, would be sexually attracted to me. -
you get your wish, but because of you sleeping with so many girls, your testicles bleed and become useless, and you will never be able to experience orgasm again not to mention you gained every STD imaginableOriginally posted by keuriseudo:Wish granted. Singapore's soccer team becomes as good as Brazil. However, due to spending too much money to coach such elite and expensive players, the Singapore government has reduced itself into a bankrupt state. They must either scrap the Football Club, or suffer defeat as a nation. hehehe...
I wish I have the power that every girls I stare for at least 5 seconds, would be sexually attracted to me.
I wish I had the undying unshakable love of the best woman in the world -
and you do! but unfortunately you don't love her.Originally posted by dumbdumb!:you get your wish, but because of you sleeping with so many girls, your testicles bleed and become useless, and you will never be able to experience orgasm again not to mention you gained every STD imaginable
I wish I had the undying unshakable love of the best woman in the world
I wish we'll all die now! -
wish granted...we all are dead....Originally posted by HENG@:and you do! but unfortunately you don't love her.
I wish we'll all die now!
but we all are 2 handsome until the god revive us again...except for u -
wish granted...we all are dead....Originally posted by HENG@:and you do! but unfortunately you don't love her.
I wish we'll all die now!
but we all are 2 handsome until the god revive us again...except for u
i wish i can go to japan now....for playing and fun