Corrupt A Wish

• SGnewbie

  9 Jan 05, 23:45

  Originally posted by spaded:

  sure. you got a disney camera which you can view 10 different pictures through the pinhole by clicking the mickey mouse face button on the left. how cute!
  
  i want a flat tummy.

  Poof! You get a flat tummy instantly!! However, due to the sudden contractions from a bulging tummy, all your fats rush up into your heart, clogging it and you die a horrible death!
  
  I wish the world will end tomorrow so all this shit (tsunami, irag, terrorist) happening around us can stop once and for all!
• HENG@

  9 Jan 05, 23:47

  Originally posted by spaded:

  sure. you got a disney camera which you can view 10 different pictures through the pinhole by clicking the mickey mouse face button on the left. how cute!
  
  i want a flat tummy.

  Yr wish is granted, except that im a hopless dyslexic, and I end up giving u a fat tummy instead.
  
  I wish I was a wee bit dumber.
• spaded

  9 Jan 05, 23:48

  Originally posted by SGnewbie:

  Poof! You get a flat tummy instantly!! However, due to the sudden contractions from a bulging tummy, all your fats rush up into your heart, clogging it and you die a horrible death!
  
  I wish the world will end tomorrow so all this shit (tsunami, irag, terrorist) happening around us can stop once and for all!

  it ended and everyone. everything moved to planet X except you. congrats! you have nothing left!
  
  I wish there are no tests next week.
  
  
• SGnewbie

  9 Jan 05, 23:50

  Originally posted by spaded:

  it ended and everyone. everything moved to planet X except you. congrats! you have nothing left!
  
  I wish there are no tests next week.
  
  

  there are no test in planet x.. how can the world end tomorrow and u still have to take your test next week? :p
• HENG@

  9 Jan 05, 23:54

  Originally posted by spaded:

  it ended and everyone. everything moved to planet X except you. congrats! you have nothing left!
  
  I wish there are no tests next week.
  
  

  granted. you don't have tests. u have exams. like I do as well.
  
  I wish I didn't have exams next week
• SGnewbie

  9 Jan 05, 23:54

  Originally posted by HENG@:

  Yr wish is granted, except that im a hopless dyslexic, and I end up giving u a fat tummy instead.
  
  I wish I was a wee bit dumber.

  Poof! You got your wish, minus 1 from your present IQ status, you will have..
  
  an IQ of 0.
  
  I wish for for they would lift that god d.a.m.n tax on our cigarettes!
• SGnewbie

  9 Jan 05, 23:55

  Originally posted by HENG@:

  granted. you don't have tests. u have exams. like I do as well.
  
  I wish I didn't have exams next week

  SGnewbie's wish superceded both of you :p
• HENG@

  9 Jan 05, 23:57

  Originally posted by SGnewbie:

  Poof! You got your wish, minus 1 from your present IQ status, you will have..
  
  an IQ of 0.
  
  I wish for for they would lift that god d.a.m.n tax on our cigarettes!

  granted, and because they r so damn cheap now, u smoke so much you die within a year's time.
  
  I wish for alcohol to drown my sorrows in.
• SGnewbie

  9 Jan 05, 23:59

  deleted, double clicked.. :p
• SGnewbie

  10 Jan 05, 00:00

  Originally posted by HENG@:

  granted, and because they r so damn cheap now, u smoke so much you die within a year's time.
  
  I wish for alcohol to drown my sorrows in.

  Poof! You got your wish, you are now in an ocean of alcohol, big enough to drown your sorrows.. and you.
  
  I wish i can quit smoking.. Sigh
• sLeEpWaLkErInG

  10 Jan 05, 00:04

  Originally posted by SGnewbie:

  Poof! You got your wish, you are now in an ocean of alcohol, big enough to drown your sorrows.. and you.
  
  I wish i can quit smoking.. Sigh

  Poof, your wishes is granted, but you are addicted with hype-drugs.
  
  I wish for a perfect ruler of the world without any rules and regulations to bound me by which i have total control of fate and destiny in my hands.
• HENG@

  10 Jan 05, 00:08

  Originally posted by sLeEpWaLkErInG:

  Poof, your wishes is granted, by you are addicted with hype-drugs.
  
  I wish for a perfect ruler of the world without any rules and regulations to bound me by which i have control.

  u get a ruler alright. a 15cm ruler. The typical one u can find in any schoolkid's pencilcase.
  
  I wish I'm not who I am.
• keuriseudo

  10 Jan 05, 00:47

  Poof! You r not who u are. You looked into the mirror and DAMN!!! You discovered that you now look like an ape, and behaving like one at the same time.
  
  I wish I could fight like Bruce Lee.
• HENG@

  10 Jan 05, 00:54

  Originally posted by keuriseudo:

  Poof! You r not who u are. You looked into the mirror and DAMN!!! You discovered that you now look like an ape, and behaving like one at the same time.
  
  I wish I could fight like Bruce Lee.

  ok. u can fight like Bruce Lee... guess how old he was when he died?
  
  I wish I had a car to drive now.
• keuriseudo

  10 Jan 05, 01:01

  Originally posted by HENG@:

  ok. u can fight like Bruce Lee... guess how old he was when he died?
  
  I wish I had a car to drive now.

  Poof!! You get a car to drive now... but... oops you forgot to wish for a key to open the door.
  
  I wish I could kick your ass now.
• HENG@

  10 Jan 05, 01:03

  Originally posted by keuriseudo:

  Poof!! You get a carto drive now... but... oops you forgot to wish for a key to open the door.
  
  I wish I could kick your ass now.

  and u get to... about a few seconds i stick a knife into yr kidney.
  
  I wish u have more fun.
• keuriseudo

  10 Jan 05, 01:11

  Originally posted by HENG@:

  and u get to... about a few seconds i stick a knife into yr kidney.
  
  I wish u have more fun.

  Wooosh!!! And I have all the fun I get... and u don't. Poor thing...
  
  I wish you could get a life. haha..
• spaded

  10 Jan 05, 01:14

  Originally posted by keuriseudo:

  Wooosh!!! And I have all the fun I get... and u don't. Poor thing...
  
  I wish you could get a life. haha..

  yay! i took your life! now i've 2 and u've none.
  
  i wish for a cute guy at my doorstep at 9am delivering milo and prata to me.
• keuriseudo

  10 Jan 05, 01:19

  Originally posted by spaded:

  yay! i took your life! now i've 2 and u've none.
  
  i wish for a cute guy at my doorstep at 9am delivering milo and prata to me.

  Poofff...!!! A cute guy appears... he's none other than... the cartoon-animated Quasimodo... (blah.. wadever the spelling is...)
  
  I wish I could have 100 sexy babes at my home for my disposal. hehehe...
  
  
• spaded

  10 Jan 05, 01:22

  Originally posted by keuriseudo:

  Poofff...!!! A cute guy appears... he's none other than... the cartoon-animated Quasimodo... (blah.. wadever the spelling is...)
  
  I wish I could have 100 sexy babes at my home for my disposal. hehehe...
  
  

  woot! now you've 100 posters of sexy babes at your disposal. you may screw them onto the wall but i recommend you use blu-tack instead.
  
  i wish that u'll grow 10 ulcers in your mouth!
• keuriseudo

  10 Jan 05, 01:35

  Originally posted by spaded:

  woot! now you've 100 posters of sexy babes at your disposal. you may screw them onto the wall but i recommend you use blu-tack instead.
  
  i wish that u'll grow 10 ulcers in your mouth!

  Great... I'll plant some seeds called Ulcers in my mouth and wait for it to ripen into some Ulcer Sprouts. Then I'll take them out of my mouth and re-plant them in your backyard. Hopefully, in a year's time, the Ulcer tree would have swollowed up your house in pain and sickness.
  
  I wish I could make love to my girlfriend every single night.
• HENG@

  10 Jan 05, 01:43

  Originally posted by keuriseudo:

  Great... I'll plant some seeds called Ulcers in my mouth and wait for it to ripen into some Ulcer Sprouts. Then I'll take them out of my mouth and re-plant them in your backyard. Hopefully, in a year's time, the Ulcer tree would have swollowed up your house in pain and sickness.
  
  I wish I could make love to my girlfriend every single night.

  and u get to. u get to make love to yr pre-op transexual gf every night. she makes u suck her dick off.
  
  I wish I didn't just eat a piece of raw chicken.
• keuriseudo

  10 Jan 05, 01:46

  Originally posted by HENG@:

  and u get to. u get to make love to yr pre-op transexual gf every night. she makes u suck her dick off.
  
  I wish I didn't just eat a piece of raw chicken.

  Oh, no.. you didn't eat any raw chicken... but the cooked one you had some time ago has bird flu. ooops.
  
  I wish Singapore will have more land for the government to build more red light districts..
• HENG@

  10 Jan 05, 01:48

  Originally posted by keuriseudo:

  Oh, no.. you didn't eat any raw chicken... but the cooked one you had some time ago has bird flu. ooops.
  
  I wish Singapore will have more land for the government to build more red light districts..

  And we suddenly invade n conquer Malaysia and Indonesia. now we have more land. but instead of red light districts, they build racing circuits(like they should)
  
  I wish you would stop looking for prostitutes and stick to your pre-op transexual gf.
• keuriseudo

  10 Jan 05, 01:52

  Originally posted by HENG@:

  And we suddenly invade n conquer Malaysia and Indonesia. now we have more land. but instead of red light districts, they build racing circuits(like they should)
  
  I wish you would stop looking for prostitutes and stick to your pre-op transexual gf.

  You get your wish... I stopped looking for prostitudes.. and stuck on with my wierd gf. Later then I found out that she was also your woman!! OMFG!!
  
  I wish to drive a Lexus..