Corrupt A Wish
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Wish granted!
But only to realise, you have to throw all your clocks away. All the numbers are fuking screwed!
I wish...I'm the last person to post in this thread.
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Wish granted. but dunno why, the forum mod didn't close this topic, so here i am posting again.
I wish more people will post in sggirls forum. I've not seen much post coming up these days liao... -
wish granted. but these pple do not have keyboard, monitor, and so forth....Originally posted by keuriseudo:Wish granted. but dunno why, the forum mod didn't close this topic, so here i am posting again.
I wish more people will post in sggirls forum. I've not seen much post coming up these days liao...
i wish my bf will give me a diamond ring..... -
Poof! Done. You got your big diamond ring. And he ran away the very next day because he borrowed the $$$ from Loan Sharks. Worse still, he used your IC.
I wish to kanna toto every week. -
Poof!! Done!!! And everyone want else who bought tickets also kena toto, and so u get back same amount u place bets on!! 50cts !!!!Originally posted by shadowlunar:Poof! Done. You got your big diamond ring. And he ran away the very next day because he borrowed the $$$ from Loan Sharks. Worse still, he used your IC.
I wish to kanna toto every week.
I wish cassandra find true love again!!! -
wow,premier member at 35 posts o.OOriginally posted by wuss:Poof!! Done!!! And everyone want else who bought tickets also kena toto, and so u get back same amount u place bets on!! 50cts !!!!
I wish cassandra find true love again!!!
*poof* your wish is granted! Cassandra got her true love,but 10 yrs down the road,her husband took advantage of her and frequently abuses her and worst,extort her own savings and leaving her pregnant and helpless.
I wish I am a universal genius!
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wish granted...Originally posted by Oyster Omelette:wow,premier member at 35 posts o.O
*poof* your wish is granted! Cassandra got her true love,but 10 yrs down the road,her husband took advantage of her and frequently abuses her and worst,extort her own savings and leaving her pregnant and helpless.
I wish I am a universal genius!
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but your genius is the envy of many...and the envy of many leeds to distorted thoughts of murder....and soon u find yourself buried 6 feet under....
i wish for my girlfriend to be less demanding...haiz~ -
i wish for my girlfriend to be less demanding...haiz~
Granted! YOur girlfriend to be less demanding and less attractive as well
I wish tsop ym daer t'nac uoY -
Poof! You became a cow dung's bacteria for making a messy wish.Originally posted by ancoll:i wish for my girlfriend to be less demanding...haiz~
Granted! YOur girlfriend to be less demanding and less attractive as well
I wish tsop ym daer t'nac uoY
I wish heaven is on earth. -
Yups, heaven fell and crushed everyone.
I wish i'll have no more pimples =D -
granted...no more pimples... but you spawn virus tat eat your face and u die eventuallyOriginally posted by zyn:Yups, heaven fell and crushed everyone.
I wish i'll have no more pimples =D
haiz...i wish for world peace....wat a cliche -
Wish Granted!!!Originally posted by Lance_han:granted...no more pimples... but you spawn virus tat eat your face and u die eventually
haiz...i wish for world peace....wat a cliche
world lives in peace and saddam hussein n bush become gay lovers and everyone else on the planet becomes wussies and love each other so much...
50 years down the road , aliens come invading planet earth and eradicate us our wussie existance without any resistance!!
I wish my to find a sugar mama who is chio, sweet ,sexy and hot n damn rich!!
( sure kena corrupted horribly) -
Wish of course Granted !
Your Sugar mummy, will have the world most smelly Vig* and the world most smelly body ordour that once you smell it you will faint and the world most smelly bad breath ... May You WiSH come TRUE
I wish my Dik will be 13 inches long and 3 inches thick ! and will be sexually active till the age of 100 years old (if i can live that long ) -
wish granted.Originally posted by veryhigh:Wish of course Granted !
Your Sugar mummy, will have the world most smelly Vig* and the world most smelly body ordour that once you smell it you will faint and the world most smelly bad breath ... May You WiSH come TRUE
I wish my Dik will be 13 inches long and 3 inches thick ! and will be sexually active till the age of 100 years old (if i can live that long )
Dik, by the way, happens to be your cactus right?
nah, you wont be able to take an orgasm (if you can anyway) by 50! heart attack!
i wish my prince charming will come and take me away? -
Originally posted by fallencloud:
wish granted.
Dik, by the way, happens to be your cactus right?
nah, you wont be able to take an orgasm (if you can anyway) by [b]50! heart attack!
i wish my prince charming will come and take me away?[/b]
your prince charming come and sweep you off your feet in his horse...but due to the fact tat we live in a modern world he stupid stupid go ride on the road and car see him du lan ram him and you both die a horrible death together..
i wish tis thread would REALLY stop as of now... -
wish granted...
the post is stop...for 8 days only...
now this is continuing...
i wish the anime(otohime mutsumi - love hina) girl that i love would come to life,and we will live happily ever after...*a wish that will never be granted in this world* -
*poof* your anime gal came to life and she's married to you. Both of you lived happily ever after. So, what's the catch, you asked.......... She's a tranvestite. You have to live with a heshe for the rest of your life.Originally posted by SailorMercury:wish granted...
the post is stop...for 8 days only...
now this is continuing...
i wish the anime(otohime mutsumi - love hina) girl that i love would come to life,and we will live happily ever after...*a wish that will never be granted in this world*
I wish Caramon, Hobbit and SMAPLionheart are in love. -
yup. and all three are in love with you.Originally posted by shadowlunar:*poof* your anime gal came to life and she's married to you. Both of you lived happily ever after. So, what's the catch, you asked.......... She's a tranvestite. You have to live with a heshe for the rest of your life.
I wish Caramon, Hobbit and SMAPLionheart are in love.
i wish i can do well in my exams. -
*poof* Wish granted.Originally posted by starblue:yup. and all three are in love with you.
i wish i can do well in my exams.
Then everyone else does so much better than you that they moderate the grades like crazy until from an A you get an F.
I wish I could be a Jedi Knight. -
Your wish is granted! They made you Honorary Jedi Knight after someone cuts off your ***** with the light sabre!
I wish my mucus will stop flowing. -
yup. and they solidified instantly, blocking the whole of your respiratory tract.Originally posted by ShrodingersCat:Your wish is granted! They made you Honorary Jedi Knight after someone cuts off your ***** with the light sabre!
I wish my mucus will stop flowing.
i wish i was 17 again. -
*poof!* The genie had a hearing problem and thought you said '70'!Originally posted by starblue:yup. and they solidified instantly, blocking the whole of your respiratory tract.
i wish i was 17 again.
I wish I had more time to revise for my exams. -
and you get to repeat your year again, and to sit for the exam in a year's time.Originally posted by fudgester:*poof!* The genie had a hearing problem and thought you said '70'!
I wish I had more time to revise for my exams.
i wish i had an older brother. -
poof..granted...but your older brother is so horny...he banged u away like crazy every niteOriginally posted by starblue:and you get to repeat your year again, and to sit for the exam in a year's time.
i wish i had an older brother.
i wish to unite my spiritual being together wif my physical being -
*poof* The two beings merge and clash with each other, causing you to suffer from schizophrenia and driving you insane.Originally posted by Lance_han:poof..granted...but your older brother is so horny...he banged u away like crazy every nite
i wish to unite my spiritual being together wif my physical being
I wish I could upgrade my laptop.