Corrupt A Wish
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Let's see how evil you are! In the corrupt wish game, someone posts a wish. Any wish. Then the followup poster corrupts it; they grant it, but with a horrible twist. Then they make a wish in the same post. Here are some rules and advice.
1. Try to corrupt the last poster.
2. No wishing for wishy wishes ("I wish for an uncorruptable wish"). Feel free to skip people who do this.
3. No childish corruptions. They must have to relate to the topic somehow. ("OK, you get a sandwich, but then you get hit by a truck and die!!")
Here's an example.
Poster A: I wish for $1,000,000,000
Poster B: Fine, but it is all counterfeit. You get arrested and get sentenced to 50 years in prison.
I wish I could cook like the great chefs.
Poster C Poof! You can now cook, like, the great chefs. You cannibal!
I wish I could take a vacation in Australia.
Poster D Ta-da! You've been granted a year long working holiday at a cattle station in the outback of Northern Territory. The nearest town, Boogahpickawinna, with a population of 35, is 1,000 kilometers away.
{wish}
... and so on.
Let's begin.
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I wish I have a harem. -
Poof! You now have a harem full of 80year old hagsOriginally posted by keuriseudo:I wish I have a harem.
I wish for immortailty -
ok. u get a harem. with lots of hairy gays like Hard_boy and Gam_boy.Originally posted by keuriseudo:Let's see how evil you are! In the corrupt wish game, someone posts a wish. Any wish. Then the followup poster corrupts it; they grant it, but with a horrible twist. Then they make a wish in the same post. Here are some rules and advice.
1. Try to corrupt the last poster.
2. No wishing for wishy wishes ("I wish for an uncorruptable wish"). Feel free to skip people who do this.
3. No childish corruptions. They must have to relate to the topic somehow. ("OK, you get a sandwich, but then you get hit by a truck and die!!")
Here's an example.
Poster A: I wish for $1,000,000,000
Poster B: Fine, but it is all counterfeit. You get arrested and get sentenced to 50 years in prison.
I wish I could cook like the great chefs.
Poster C Poof! You can now cook, like, the great chefs. You cannibal!
I wish I could take a vacation in Australia.
Poster D Ta-da! You've been granted a year long working holiday at a cattle station in the outback of Northern Territory. The nearest town, Boogahpickawinna, with a population of 35, is 1,000 kilometers away.
{wish}
... and so on.
Let's begin.
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I wish I have a harem. -
ok. u're immortal, but then people think u're a witch n burn u alive anyway.Originally posted by SGnewbie:Poof! You now have a harem full of 80year old hags
I wish for immortailty
I wish I was dead. -
You wish, but Hell couldn't fit in another one of your kind. So you were reborn again.Originally posted by HENG@:ok. u're immortal, but then people think u're a witch n burn u alive anyway.
I wish I was dead.
I wish for lotsa $$$. -
Fine, but it is all counterfeit. You get arrested and get sentenced to 50 years in prison.Originally posted by xavier1979:You wish, but Hell couldn't fit in another one of your kind. So you were reborn again.
I wish for lotsa $$$.
I wish the last poster burned in hell with me.
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The last poster burnt in hell and you were the one toasted in the flames while he was the one creating it.Originally posted by ditzy:Fine, but it is all counterfeit. You get arrested and get sentenced to 50 years in prison.
I wish the last poster burned in hell with me.
I wish I get tortured. -
your wish is not granted, hence torturing you.Originally posted by Otingocni:The last poster burnt in hell and you were the one toasted in the flames while he was the one creating it.
I wish I get tortured.
I wish the one who made me reborn gets his $$$ as hell notes. -
gd...granted...Originally posted by HENG@:your wish is not granted, hence torturing you.
I wish the one who made me reborn gets his $$$ as hell notes.
he is now died and get all hell notes he wans...but u r still alive...
i wish i can fly~~ -
Wish granted! You now fly like an eagle. But little did you know that you can never land. how sad...Originally posted by nunchukz:gd...granted...
he is now died and get all hell notes he wans...but u r still alive...
i wish i can fly~~
I wish I'm God. -
Wish granted...but u were turned into a dog instead!!?...oops looks like god was read backwardsOriginally posted by keuriseudo:Wish granted! You now fly like an eagle. But little did you know that you can never land. how sad...
I wish I'm God.
I wish for world peace!
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World peace is granted but there aint no love in this world except peace.
I wish to be a happier person -
You're now a happy person, but only when you cause lots of damage to yourself by cutting your hands.Originally posted by Patrik:World peace is granted but there aint no love in this world except peace.
I wish to be a happier person
I wish to be a psychic~ -
Problem is, doctors say due to your psychic powers, your brain cells die at 100 times the normal rate, so you have only at most 3 more days to live.
I wish that I screw up my computer game. -
Then no one will trust you with the machine!
I wish my pea plant would grow faster... -
it will grow up so fast and eat u up!Originally posted by Kuali Baba:Then no one will trust you with the machine!
I wish my pea plant would grow faster...
i wish one of the constillations could be named after me -
Wish granted!!! But due to your incorrect spelling (correct spelling = Constellation), your wish is unable to process properly, and hence, you have constipation the next day...Originally posted by BaByBoY:it will grow up so fast and eat u up!
i wish one of the constillations could be named after me
I wish my girlfriend would just shut up right now. -
She might never be able to speak again.Originally posted by keuriseudo:I wish my girlfriend would just shut up right now.
I wish I can cook as well as Jamie Oliver. -
Your wish is granted but your girlfriend shuts up becos she is sexing another in bed.Originally posted by keuriseudo:Wish granted!!! But due to your incorrect spelling (correct spelling = Constellation), your wish is unable to process properly, and hence, you have constipation the next day...
I wish my girlfriend would just shut up right now.
I wish this thread would not end. -
Poof! You get your wish! A never ending thread, but only faggots and dick heads reply and all they type is nonsense and things that would bored u to tears.. (oops, i'm a dickhead?)Originally posted by Otingocni:Your wish is granted but your girlfriend shuts up becos she is sexing another in bed.
I wish this thread would not end.
I wish I can F**K Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Aniston, Fiona Xie, Jamie Teo, all 3 S.H.E, Catherine Zeta Jones and Anna Kournikova :p -
And they have a different STD each.
I wish I can play football with Newcastle United. -
Yes, wish granted.The team will play your balls with their feet, beginning from tommorrow.Anyone for keepie-uppies?
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Yes, wish granted.The team will play your balls with their feet, beginning from tommorrow.Anyone for keepie-uppies?
I wish for a new camera! -
Poof! You got your wish, your next door kid is call Newcastle United and you have to play football with him every single day for the rest of your life.Originally posted by Kuali Baba:And they have a different STD each.
I wish I can play football with Newcastle United.
I wish for a shorter dick :p -
sure. you got a disney camera which you can view 10 different pictures through the pinhole by clicking the mickey mouse face button on the left. how cute!Originally posted by LazerLordz:Yes, wish granted.The team will play your balls with their feet, beginning from tommorrow.Anyone for keepie-uppies?
I wish for a new camera!
i want a flat tummy.