yesterday my old classmate call, as me if u would like to take up GRAVE DIGGER $8000, 6 hour job
yesterday thru facebook ask me call him, wanna discuss something important.
so he told me... his father is Taoist priest. got one family, have to exhume their great grand mother's grave (their chor-ma was the 2nd wife) at kopisua, as u know they r going to built highway there n some graves r affected.
they decided to engage their own contractor to dig, n not the LTA contractor.
so consulted Taoist priest, survey the grave site, n calculated an auspicious early morning.
Then I think on that day, the grave digger truck couldn't make it to the site, heard that it broke down. n so the exhumation called off. Taoist priest arranged another day.
The second attempt, was cancelled. some of the family members had food poisoning.
Taoist priest took it as bad omen, engaged a medium, to communicate with ancestor at the temple where the ancestral tablet was kept.
medium said, great grandmother feel unrested, n will only willingly relocated with certain conditions.
the medium cracked the riddle, said that:
That the person who dig the grave n remove the bones, must be born in certain month / date / zodiac year, a virgin, surname must have certain number of strokes. n of course must be Taoist/Buddhist. important the eight characters cannot clash! otherwise the exhumation will not be successful.
Gender not specified but male is better, have more 'yang' qi. n better be an outsider, not be related to the family, as advised by the medium. n of course physically fit.
n of course since specified need virgin, no one knows, except u urself.
if u r not, n u go dig the grave, might clash n offend the dead, then u r asking for trouble.
so the sai kong ask the grave digger company, none fit, even went to undertaker service to source, cant find someone suitable. either surname or birthday buay gam or not virgin.
after exhausted all sources, the sai kong ask his son help source. he chanced upon me (facebook), found that all my characteristics suit. BTW I never met my classmate for more than 10 years after leave sec school. only fb fren
n now he ask me to undertake this, do the job, pay me $8000. The family willing to pay, time is running out, by next next month end is LTA dateline for exhume kopi sua grave. n not everyday can dig, have to find auspicious date, otherwise offend ancestors will affect the luck n wealth of the descendants. The family is rich family, listed company, don't want to say which. I think they r desperate now to find a suitable person. dunno why so hard to find?
fren tell me his father will protect me during the grave digging, if done with a pure heart n no bad intentions, nothing will happen. they will guide me what to do n the steps etc. just have to use changkol dig dig dig until feel the coffin, slowly prise open the wood, remove the bones.
after do finish, give offerings n prayers.
fren tell me, of all many ppl, his old classmates, only find me suitable candidate. if I reject, he say its ok, he will continue looking.
so how? should I take this job? $8000, although I might be able negotiate for more.
or tell my fren I m not virgin, so he wont bother me anymore? be a chicken n say I pantang one?
sekali earn $8k now, next time luck not good.
or should I consult a fortune teller or sai kong for advise? a second opinion? whether will it be OK for me to do this job.
I scared to offend the dead leh, dun want spirit to haunt me, say I disturb her grave.
stupid LTA fault want built similanjiao highway, haiz
where do i apply?
need your date of birth n r must be virgin. r u physically fit?
is u a virgin 1st?
me is a virgin.
Originally posted by Hello Kitty:is u a virgin 1st?
me is a virgin.
i believe u, baybeh.
thks, ur trust means alot to me.
surname need how many stroke? surname "toldo" can?
dig ang moh graves?
i qualify
You should want more, like $15000.
so how liao?
if you all got new or unwanted tee shirts, buy as souvenier ones give me. i need them as rags. to mop floor or put on floor to step on. cuple of weeks ago i got one tulanjiao blu tees - new one omemore. yipper got new rags to step on the floor already. after worn out mopt it the floor one last time and dump into rubbish chute.
can wear tee shirt and work somemore good huh?
I think you should take up the job