Tue Mar 1 1:21am
By Denise Cheong
Only in this city can you lose S$100 before you even get inside the
casinos, queue for two hours for bubble tea and join a dating agency run
by the government.
We all know about Singapore's air-conditioning, shopping malls, hawker centers, fines for littering and carrying durians.
But
did you know the Lion City also has a government-sponsored dating
agency and a Merlion hotel? Here are 10 more eyebrow-raising facts about
the Little Red Dot.
We haven't seen queues like this since Hello Kitty showed up at McDonald's, but trendy bubble tea stores like Koi, Gong Cha and I Love Taimei have really been cashing in on our tenacious tea drinkers who are willing to queue up to two hours for their fix.
Girls don fake lashes, bambi eyes and Japanese-styled French maid
costumes at the Akibanana Café and Bar (108 Tanjong Pagar Road, +65 6222
2087) to serve your every whim and fancy.
These Meido-sans will spoon-feed you, do your nails, and even give you a massage.
Lo and behold, our nation's favorite half-fish half-lion will "undergo a
transformation from February 7 to March 9 to turn into a temporary
hotel suite to welcome quests for overnight stays.
As if our Merlion has not been subjected to enough mockery, we now have a hotel erected in its name.
Yes, we're the only country in the world that enforces a casino entry fee for locals and we find it thoroughly absurd.
But please, don't try to be hero and fake a foreign identity card just to evade the fee; several people have already been arrested, fined and jailed for using another person'sSingapore Work Permit card to enter the casino.
As part of our government’s plan to “secularize” Singapore, we now have a law stating that “shouting and other forms of unruly behavior are prohibited; participants shall not paint their faces or bodies or wear any form of disguise.”
Right, so where does this leave ethnic festivals such as Thaipusam? And seriously, where was this heinous rule during our YOG opening ceremony?
Oops sorry, it's the Social Development Unit, our very own government-sponsored dating agency. Be prepared to receive an exclusive membership invitation (at an annual fee of only S$10) from the SDU if you're above 30 and (still) not married.
Over 80 percent of Singaporeans live in a Housing Development Board (HDB) flat and with one million of them built you'd think securing one would be easy.
Sadly
no, the HDB dictates that a racial quota be met before homeowners can
secure a flat of their choice -- with a maximum ethnic limit per block
of 25 percent Malay, 87 percent Chinese and 15 percent Indian/Others.
Does this policy serve to integrate or segregate?
I like the casino levy part.
is it true that people have been fined and jailed for using a foreigner identity card to enter the casino?
they chope fingers.
at least we don't have a celebrity tuition teacher...................yet.......
No. 8
"Does this policy serve to integrate or segregate?"
This policy is to ensure the minorities do not congregate.
i haben seen the sign at mandarin gallery
where exactly ah?
No 8. The percentage is it sala?
No 9. Don understand wat that means...... care to explain?