Was inspired by something I saw on mrbrown. Here goes:
Does your gang leader possess a mansion as big as Michael Corleone?
Excellent: Same size, if not bigger
Fair: Bungalow with swimming pool
Fail: 3 storey terrace house
Epic fail: HDB flat
How much money does your gang leader have?
Excellent: Millions stashed away somewhere in a Swiss account
Fair: Wads of cash under the bed
Fail: Need to ask grandma for money
Epic fail: Not enough money even for mee rebus