Resolution To Security Breach
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As many of you have known, there has been a recent report by our noisy neighbour, noiseology, about security breach. "All members fall in now" is the command sent. During the time 12am-1am, the hardest thing to do is to drag yourself out of bed just when you are reaching the climax of your dream. Although im lazy to read what the breach is about, whenever security is concerned, we must be prepared. Thus, i propose a new system that will take over the humanware that simply can't wake up in the night.
So what is it? Yes, it's Happy Forum Security, developed by a team of moderators, this new software will make sure the Forums stays safe 24/7, how is this done?
Happy Forums Security™ (formerly known as Forumsafe™) is based on dual simultaneous engines called PoSoTECH, it backs up the server on a virtual RAID 5 setting, with only a processor load of 2%!When it detects that the website is down, the virtual backup would kicks in, restarting services, restoring last active sessions.
The software would be ready in about 100years(yes 100 years), and would only cost about SGF$ 5,000
Thank you for reading pillow's occasionally dosage of crap, i hope you all read this
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shuddup lah.
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Kena scold.
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Originally posted by toyota-corolla:
Kena scold.
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pilly
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gb
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I claim responsibilty for the security breach
but since iam discipline master for happy forum, no spankings shall be dealt out.
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hmm.. i dun even knoe wat is it abt?
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me too, but i claim responsibility anyways
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why is that so?
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Originally posted by thehappybunny:
I claim responsibilty for the security breach
but since iam discipline master for happy forum, no spankings shall be dealt out.
err, there wasnt any in happy forum leh