How to seduce my neighbour daughter?

• Franceso Totti

  3 Apr 10, 17:52

  She dun look chio, but decent looking. she dun look sexy, but with long hair and skin is fair. any ways I can go up to her and ask her want to come my house for a cup of tea?

• littlemissbonkers

  3 Apr 10, 17:55

  Originally posted by Franceso Totti:

  She dun look chio, but decent looking. she dun look sexy, but with long hair and skin is fair. any ways I can go up to her and ask her want to come my house for a cup of tea?

  perv alert!

• I-like-flings(m)

  3 Apr 10, 17:56

  can can i support u.. remember to post her pic or video after u are done with her ok?

• Rooney9

  3 Apr 10, 17:58

  Originally posted by littlemissbonkers:

  perv alert!

   

• Samuel Lee

  3 Apr 10, 18:02

  Why people here like 2 post that? Maybe I should start a thread on "How to woo my poly female classmate from PRC"?? (Do you think that I am serious in the first place??)

   

  Edited: Here spelt as her. I seemed to think of her too much :P

• Saltiga

  3 Apr 10, 18:47

  just bring along with you... 2 nos. of papaya and banana and 1 no of ladio, lambutan, labbit and of cos not forgetting your lan pa

• AcidBoy

  8 Apr 10, 14:10

  come and try to seduce me

• multipleviews

  8 Apr 10, 14:17

  i think seducing the neighbour's mum is easier for u..

• FaustVII

  8 Apr 10, 14:57

  Ask yourself whether you're a natural when it comes to speaking . If not , just pray that she'll gain attention when it comes to you . If not , goodluck .

• the Bear

  8 Apr 10, 15:02

  make up your mind...

  your posts ask for help for your "sex addiction" then you want to visit KTV to go rubba the women there.. now you want to seduce your neighbour...

  figure out you want to be a sex maniac or you want to control your libido or you want it to control you...

   

• multipleviews

  8 Apr 10, 15:09

  ts, remove ur balls to end ur suferings.. but dun later go and seduce the son instead.. 

• TTFU

  9 Apr 10, 11:43

  Relax lah totti, control your dick a little, if not jiu cut it off.

• ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~

  9 Apr 10, 11:55

  Seems like italy wont be winning the world cup

  oh... Totti gotten his hand on the wrong cup too~  

  

  

• theme_and_guess

  9 Apr 10, 14:20

  clarice ytd complain to me tat some douche pozer which is her neighbor keep on flicking on his zpper and tries to talk to her with sweat... u not tat person rite?

• ないわらい

  9 Apr 10, 15:28

  Originally posted by Franceso Totti:

  She dun look chio, but decent looking. she dun look sexy, but with long hair and skin is fair. any ways I can go up to her and ask her want to come my house for a cup of tea?

  Give her this poem:

  Just looking at you, O sweet maiden;

  with love, my heart is laden

  Your soft, jet black hair

  and skin so fair...

  Wish I could go up to you

  O, maiden of love so true-

  Come, thee down for a cuppa tea,

  With none other than me, Francesco Totti!

   

  consperm she will go "KYAAA! THIS UNCLE SO LOMANTIK!".

   

• Edwingyc66

  24 May 10, 15:10

  underage?

• opeth

  24 May 10, 15:36

  Never shit at your own backyard.