strawberry: where r u ? haha.. waiting for u to help me wor...
LOL u chase her away liao la
lol.. sorry vescue82 = daddycool195.... same ppl new user here.. maybe she away...
don need wait for her la i help u lol
Originally posted by xXLimitXx:don need wait for her la i help u lol
help me.. im in need hahas
use peanut butter sandwich, hot apple pie etc etc...
if u wan some cool feeling, put a watermelon in the fridge, cool it take it out cut a hole and u will know wat to do.
buy an vibrator if u r women
get a fleshlight lor. haha.
haha... flesh light.. looks shiok to use that...
ya. there many diff type also. theres the new egg from japan i think. look fun too, from tenga
haha.. i kow got this tenga thing haha... so big ... sg guys shy to buy this stuff...
just get any cd or dvd rom and insert your dick in it. rub it continunously then. win.
vibrating massage belt for around your waist, just fold around dick and let it start
these few days so boring... no new ways to masturbate... always the same thing with hand haha
Butchers knife
Originally posted by XxYaNxX:Butchers knife
go chop off his little brother
go market buy a pc of fresh pork meat then cut a line in the middle of the pc of meat then ask for some pubic hair from your aunty and have them stick on to the side of the opening then hola!!!! you can pork your dicky into that holey and shakey till you cummy...
Get a cow to suck ur dick if ur a boy
get an elephant to go inside u if ur a girl
Originally posted by Mr Milo:
Get a cow to suck ur dick if ur a boy
get an elephant to go inside u if ur a girl
yup.. either way and you'll end up being a dead meat...
Originally posted by Daddycool195:Besides normal masturbate with hands? anyone did any methods to release yourself? girls and guys can recommend.
well..if you legs are long enough.. just like ah meng, hongbao and gangs.. then you can always try using your legs..
go market find life squid or sotong then suck for you lor. haha
pour candle wax on ur dick if ur a boy
command ur dog to lick u if ur a girl
i only know a shiok kind of way to masturbate is by making starch... woohoo.. making a thick, liquid glue like starch and pour it over your whole cock... feel damn shiok.. get yr hand with the strach and hold onto your cock with it and stroke it up n down.. the feeling damn nice... if there is a woman do that for me ... woooo
i go find a banana tree,make a hole and fuck the tree.very cold feeling.shiok
banana tree.. omg... just get a watermelon la ... more shiok.. more juicy...