blowjob yourself
pray to god
Its not how long that counts.. its the Oo..
What about how long in ogasm / or multiple ogasm?
What about Kamasutra? Matching sex positions to different male to female organ sizes.
Word Longest Penis is the Fire Hose :D
A teacher saw the word 'penis' on the black board and erased it.
The next day, she saw the word ‘penis’ on the board again, Feeling annoyed, she erased it again..
The 3rd day, she saw Johnny writing the word ‘penis’ on the board.
Teacher asked, “Why do you write the word penis on the board?”
Johnny said, “Ms Chong right, you see, the more you rub the penis, the larger it becomes”
Teacher
Originally posted by Py ho:A teacher saw the word 'penis' on the black board and erased it.
The next day, she saw the word ‘penis’ on the board again, Feeling annoyed, she erased it again..
The 3rd day, she saw Johnny writing the word ‘penis’ on the board.
Teacher asked, “Why do you write the word penis on the board?”
Johnny said, “Ms Chong right, you see, the more you rub the penis, the larger it becomes”
Teacher
HAHAHA
i think e teacher would have vomitted blood by then
hey if im not wrong can try eating century egg.. HAHA
Can try indian oil... just dun take it orally.
rub chili on it.
eat more Viagra :D
massage it...
really
ask ACME factory.
n he will give u a TNT.
BOOM.
Chop it off
i heard there is a penis implant like breast implant putting silicon into it...
Originally posted by haha879:i heard there is a penis implant like breast implant putting silicon into it...
Oh ? , i guess there's some hope for the topic creator ...
Originally posted by haha879:i heard there is a penis implant like breast implant putting silicon into it...
http://www.phoenix5.org/sexaids/implants/implantsmenu.html
http://www.medicinenet.com/penile_implants/article.htm
Try this:
see from youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?index=9&playnext_from=PL&feature=PlayList&p=5C8271F08F70D806&v=lhBw6JgAx0o&playnext=1
from this web site: http://www.sizegenetics.com/
Thanks
See Youtube on this:-
eXtreme Sex Ed: How Can I Please With A Small Penis?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kh0dz-IdnfQ&feature=PlayList&p=5C8271F08F70D806&index=15
Have fun..
Stuff tissues into your underwear, remember to remove tissues from box first.
why need to be big or large..?
that's not important ...dude...
most important is lasting long...
The thickness is important.
How to get it fat?
Try pulling it. It will become longer but thinner.
damn funny man. all the replies are wicked.hahahhaa this is my first time here and i love the way singaporeans reply. i'm a malaysian who stayed in singapore for 3 months and i loooove it there. duno why so many people complain about singapore, but i generally really like it there.n some singapore girls are quite cute too.haha
as for this thread, watch porn, masturbate 5 times a day.everyday.be deciplined.dun be lazy. practice makes bigger dick! XD