wat do u do when u feel horny?

• snapfish

  8 Sep 08, 16:51

  hey share, wat do u do when u feel horny? i usually try to find sex.

• SBS7484P

  8 Sep 08, 16:54

  what do i feel when i get horny? oh i feel horns all over. cus horny already. so that what i feel. horns.

• snapfish

  8 Sep 08, 16:56

  be more sensible lar

• Nashuki

  8 Sep 08, 16:59

  Originally posted by snapfish:

  hey share, wat do u do when u feel horny? i usually try to find sex.

  
  First, my name is not "hey share"

  Second, i dont know who is sex or where she live..

  Third, i'm a little kid that never got horny b4.. so can't answer u... i will come back when i'm older ok..

   

• snapfish

  8 Sep 08, 17:01

  excuse moi, im trying to say to share what u do when u feel horny!!!

• Zone.xxx

  8 Sep 08, 17:11

  That is the problem with this forum......some will just like to come into the thread and irritate you with their crap replies.....

• snapfish

  8 Sep 08, 17:17

  i totally agree!!!

• Evangel

  8 Sep 08, 17:23

  Originally posted by Zone.xxx:

  That is the problem with this forum......some will just like to come into the thread and irritate you with their crap replies.....

  zone is a victim hahhaa...

• Rednano

  8 Sep 08, 17:24

  Originally posted by snapfish:

  hey share, wat do u do when u feel horny? i usually try to find sex.

  
  Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand. ... I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family was barred from the church from then on.
  
  When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the motel is a place for sex. I said, "You don't understand. ... Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too!"
  
  One day I entered Sex in a contest. But before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets. "You don't understand," I said, "I hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show off.
  
  When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married but Sex left me after I was married." The Judge said, "Same here!"
  
  Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said, "I'm looking for Sex." -- My case comes up next Thursday.
  
  Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why just the other day when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?" I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me for ever. I can't live any longer being so lonely." and the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that sex isn't a man's best friend so go get yourself a dog."

• snapfish

  8 Sep 08, 17:28

  doesnt ur dik always steams when u watch a porn movie?

• Chunseah

  8 Sep 08, 17:54

  Originally posted by snapfish:

  hey share, wat do u do when u feel horny? i usually try to find sex.

  
  Play myself loh

• snapfish

  8 Sep 08, 18:07

  does anyone is so flexible until u can suck ur own dick?

   

• latte kid

  8 Sep 08, 19:01

  Originally posted by snapfish:

  does anyone is so flexible until u can suck ur own dick?

   

  Gymnasts? :D

• I-like-flings(m)

  8 Sep 08, 20:36

  Originally posted by Zone.xxx:

  That is the problem with this forum......some will just like to come into the thread and irritate you with their crap replies.....

  
  dun worry.. mi here mi here... this forums not as bad as bar lah... cos got us around lah.. if things get really bad.. i will step in one lah..... here is for ppl to talk about sex.. not towith crap reply lah.. dun worri...

  give  u an e.g now ok..

• HyperionDCZ

  8 Sep 08, 20:43

  normally i will do some maths, but sometimes i'll read up on geography

• PlzDunBanMe

  8 Sep 08, 21:55

  Errrr. Jerk off?

• 16/f/lonely

  8 Sep 08, 21:58

  I will

   

• gunner77

  8 Sep 08, 22:12

  wank it~

• MushyMaro

  9 Sep 08, 21:22

  horny??? I think you can ask those with horns. Goats, Cows, Rhinos and etc. THEY are professionals. ^-^ hehehe

• Zone.xxx

  9 Sep 08, 21:52

  Here we go again......sign

• BeRt^.^

  9 Sep 08, 22:19

  i would normally boil an egg

• wonderamazement

  9 Sep 08, 22:21

  do what Hellboy does... sand the horns off.

• XxYaNxX

  10 Sep 08, 00:26

  Originally posted by BeRt^.^:

  i would normally boil an egg

  How do you like your eggs in the morning ?

• Rednano

  10 Sep 08, 03:44

  Originally posted by XxYaNxX:

  How do you like your eggs in the morning ?

  
  can i have yours fertilised?

   

  hehe

• XxYaNxX

  10 Sep 08, 03:53

  Originally posted by Rednano:

  
  can i have yours fertilised?

   

  hehe

  
  Never