When you bonking....
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Originally posted by gunner77:
tell now la
ok ok.... since Guan Zhong Yao Qiu
that day i go and buy Nasi Ayam black pepper, then i forgot to take chilli then i have to walk all the way back to the stall....
so tired.....
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Originally posted by BeRt^.^:
ok ok.... since Guan Zhong Yao Qiu
that day i go and buy Nasi Ayam black pepper, then i forgot to take chilli then i have to walk all the way back to the stall....
so tired.....
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The most humiliating incident happened last year I think. My gf was on her lunch break and it so happened that she was wearing smart business wear for her presentation in poly (I can never understand why poly ppl must wear smart smart when presenting - kind of like playing dress-up, lame sia). Nevertheless, I was still turned on by her attire. First time see her wear so formal so abit suaku.
I pressed to have a quickie by the staircase of a hdb block. I though that since it was noon there wont be much coming and going and it would be fairly safe lah. So we settled on a staircase and position ; the one where the girl bang herself down on my dick while I'm sitting upright - what is that called ah?
I remember there was only time for one downstroke when this old ah ma came tottering down the stairs and apparently, we were about to f**k on HER flight of stairs. Wah, kena black face like jialat sia. I faster put away my LJ back into my boxers but then I forgot to pull up my jeans - stupid sia me. So there I was acting innocent but then my jeans were around my thighs. I guess I was so nervous that I forgot.
Kena nag and nag like hell by gf for that incident and she swore that we will never do it at staircase again.
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after tat got fuck?
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balls shrink liao, where got fuck? haha
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one ah ma can make his balls shrink
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Of coz not lah. Ah ma caught us. Ah ma black face, gf black face. My LJ sad face.
In restrospect, I fully understand why the ah ma stare at us with dagger eyes. Imagine if you caught a couple outside your flat fooling around - I'd imagine most of us would be pretty pissed that such things can happen on our doorstep.
Other exciting events for me ah? Well mhm I have had BJs on double-decker buses many times before, but I never found them particularly exciting. You people might want to give that a shot though. I recommend this bus that goes from YCK to East Coast. It's possibly bus number 76. There's a long stretch of expressway where you might find time to have a quick blow.
Personally the most genuinely thrilling f**k is when I did my gf in the chalet toilet during her best friend's birthday party. Around 5-6 people were in the room watching and we were quietly sneaking a quickie. Donno why but I found that exciting.
Like I said, I tend to have alot of sex at outdoor or public places because I'm too poor to go to hotel 81 regularly. Given a choice, I would like a nice, private room more than any "thrilling" outdoor sex. I don't know what's the hooha about it.
PSS (practice safe sex) bros.
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not bad not bad
keep on posting
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Done bj-ing and fingering pussy on bus when was still in NS with my ex....esp when sending her back home after dating....last time no MRT so long bus ride....
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Originally posted by Zone.xxx:
Done bj-ing and fingering pussy on bus when was still in NS with my ex....esp when sending her back home after dating....last time no MRT so long bus ride....
no MRT...? when was that? -
Originally posted by Rednano:
no MRT...? when was that?
Sorry no mrt to her place yet....now have liao....anyway in the other thread I already said I old man liao.... -
Originally posted by Zone.xxx:
Done bj-ing and fingering pussy on bus when was still in NS with my ex....esp when sending her back home after dating....last time no MRT so long bus ride....
.......U must be quite an elderly now..
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Ya you have to call me Uncle liao.....
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mi ar.... bang other ppl's wife and gf lor.. most exciting already.. then.. bj in toilet, stairs, bus, office..... or bang in office or touch here touch there lor....
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i love asses
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must b perky asses
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Originally posted by RedizAlertz: .......
U must be quite an elderly now..
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Once I was doing a hairy girl, I light her pubes on fire. Then, I put some of the fire out with my cum and waved my arms wildly yelling "You can't train me! You don't have enough badges!"
I call it The Charizard.