anything interesting/exciting/funny happened b4 ? Wan to share your experience ?
I actually have a few...one most unforgetable is this one...we just got married and still standing at my mother's place...one night, we were bonking in our room, we are at the final stage and I real high liao and so increase speed liao...wife also horny and was moaning louder and louder....Suddenly when I was about to put out my didi to shoot (no plan to have kids at that moment), my mom knock on the door asking why my wife making so much noise...at that moment, I kan cheong and shot inside my wife...We wereworried for the rest of the month cause that day was also her high risk day...lucky noting happened.
so sexciting.
Originally posted by Zone.xxx:anything interesting/exciting/funny happened b4 ? Wan to share your experience ?
I actually have a few...one most unforgetable is this one...we just got married and still standing at my mother's place...one night, we were bonking in our room, we are at the final stage and I real high liao and so increase speed liao...wife also horny and was moaning louder and louder....Suddenly when I was about to put out my didi to shoot (no plan to have kids at that moment), my mom knock on the door asking why my wife making so much noise...at that moment, I kan cheong and shot inside my wife...We wereworried for the rest of the month cause that day was also her high risk day...lucky noting happened.
so how many kids u have liao as of now?
Brother...only got caught once lah.....
unfortunately i have nothing to share cos i still pure.
Originally posted by bryanw:unfortunately i have nothing to share cos i still pure.
shouldn't tat be fortunately?
ts actuali got gf b4?
Originally posted by BrUtUs:ts actuali got gf b4?
got wife alr loh
Originally posted by bryanw:unfortunately i have nothing to share cos i still pure.
ok here's mine.... i was bonking one day when the mutton curry i was having dripped on my lap and it was hot....
Originally posted by BeRt^.^:ok here's mine.... i was bonking one day when the mutton curry i was having dripped on my lap and it was hot....
oh wait... bonking is a lingo for lunching with colleagues right?
Originally posted by XxYaNxX:
Cramps on his thighs, didn't know what to think. Maybe it was both funny and tragic.
Breast for chicken rice and bonking for car section and now bonking a lingo for lunch ? Tink this type of joke is quite lame....maybe I should just stop starting any more new threads....
Originally posted by Zone.xxx:Breast for chicken rice and bonking for car section and now bonking a lingo for lunch ? Tink this type of joke is quite lame....maybe I should just stop starting any more new threads....
dont stop... continue to keep us entertained
yea dont stop
keep on posting
Originally posted by gunner77:
shouldn't tat be fortunately?
it can b considered as a double edged sword
bonking? i think sex doesent go bonk.
or does it?
Me and my girl are poor - we can't afford hotel rooms too often, so we (I) tend to take advantage of public places while we (I) can.
There was once we were bonking in the Sentosa's mens toilet at 6am in the morning. Got up for an early shower together and it turned out to be an early f**k, haha. It was those nice toilets near the 7-11 at Siloso (or Palawan?) beach. She was making too much noise and suddenly there was a knock and a gruff Indian voice cried out, "Hello!! What you doing inside!!"
"Bathing lah!!"
Ahahaha I remember I was quite nervous because I though it might have been the beach patrol people reporting on "strange" noises or some freak trying to tape us in the act (happened to a friend of my gf's b4). Anyway the Indian feller went into the adjacent cubicle (could see the shadow of his feet) but went away soon after.
As I'm typing this suddenly abit more memories start coming back. Earlier that night, I think my girlfriend had my LJ out and was just about to blow me. It was raining very heavily and we were under the shelter of some building (was it the 7-11 building? I not sure). Anyway she just put her lips to my LJ when two banglas/ ran in with newspapers over their heads trying to shelter themselves from the rain. They took one look at us and ran back out! How odd.
Anyway my gf was too "busy" so she didn't notice what happened. I didn't tell her after it was over lol.
wow 6am i still asleep
haha brudder, I think next time you will realise that making love in the morning comes more naturally than you think it would :)
Originally posted by iSpeak:haha brudder, I think next time you will realise that making love in the morning comes more naturally than you think it would :)
then how to have energy to start the day?
tomorrow i shall tell u guys bout the Nasi Ayam incident
Originally posted by BeRt^.^:tomorrow i shall tell u guys bout the Nasi Ayam incident
tell now la