Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench

• RedizAlertz

  8 Aug 08, 14:15

  August 7, 2008

  Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

  Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

  The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

  He panicked and called the police to help him.

  More..

• jay_rocks

  8 Aug 08, 14:19

  n00b.

  pwn3d

• XxYaNxX

  8 Aug 08, 17:19

  Lol ...

• gunner77

  8 Aug 08, 20:38

  ass clown

  they should chop off his penis to save tat bench

• SBS7484P

  8 Aug 08, 20:39

  totally pwned. that was a waste of exercise equipment.

• XxYaNxX

  8 Aug 08, 20:48

  Originally posted by SBS7484P:

  totally pwned. that was a waste of exercise equipment.

  +1 haha ... must be very lonely

• gal_2004

  8 Aug 08, 22:38

  cannot wait until his bro stop standing meh?

   

  and the holes oso quite small leh, duno wat has gotten into his mind to have such an idea..

• weewee

  8 Aug 08, 22:43

  moral of the story is to tell us not to masturbate so much but to have real sex with real people.

• Alternate_Ego

  9 Aug 08, 00:40

  They should at least cut of his tube and left him with his balls. That should teach him a lesson or two :P

• I-like-flings(m)

  9 Aug 08, 00:55

  not mi not mi hor....

• Fatum

  9 Aug 08, 00:57

   

  a fool and his penis ...... are soon parted ? ..

• a-Lost-9uY

  9 Aug 08, 01:00

  is the bottommost pic tat fellow who nearly lost his 'bro'?