Redesigning the Chee Bai

• daveywavey

  12 Feb 10, 21:46

  How would people redesign the Chee Bai if they could?
  
  Here are my suggestions:
  
  i) Make it odourless. Or maybe give it a nice minty smell?
  
  ii) Make it so that there arent so many hairs, and that they dont fall out and stick between your teeth.
  
  iii) Make it less "slimy". This could be done by replacing the current lubricant with a dry lubricant (any suggestions for type?).
  
  iv) Make it not so close to the a$$, so can't get mixed up between the two. This could be done by lifting the a$$ a few inches. Alternatively the CB could be moved elsewhere - the face for instance.

• keeptouch

  16 Feb 10, 04:12

  we have read this before. copy and paste thread. fail

• mancha

  22 Apr 10, 17:16

  Repeat topic.

• QX179R

  22 Apr 10, 17:17

  sheesh..

• TTFU

  24 Apr 10, 16:15

  How about making a penis inside the chee bai =)

• Samuel Lee

  24 Apr 10, 16:18

  Originally posted by mancha:

  Repeat topic.

  expired mah.

   

  We must redesign it to become <赶羚羊> style

   

  where

  1: 骑羚羊啊 (Ride on antelope ah), 塞羚羊(Race antelope*),  å…¶ä¹�更胜赛马趣 (The pleasure is more fun than race horse **)

  2: ��摆开鸟飞� --- Literally it sounds like Chao chee bye [��摆, where direct chinese translation is grass moved] opened [开] and birds (Men's cock) flys in [鸟飞�].

  * = Like horse racing lar, if my English sucks

  ** = Riding on an antelope and racing on an antelope is more fun compared to riding on a horse / horse racing?

• BanguIzai

  5 May 10, 01:30

  good idea

• -StarDust-

  10 May 10, 18:52

  haha lol funny.

• BanguIzai

  11 May 10, 00:21

  Originally posted by -StarDust-:

  haha lol funny.

  actually Nature has already redesigned somebody's Chee Bai

  i bet you should also have saw the article about the Singaporean Woman with Two Chee Bai