Night Owls Chatterboxes - Part LXIV!
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Originally posted by Rhonda:
Imagine this... your loved one weeping away, holding your urn of ashes in his hands, slowly empties the ashes into the sea when a rougue wind blows it all up right into his face, and he coughs and splutters as he accidentally inhales some of your ashes in!!! And then henceforth, you remain entrenched deep within him... in his lungs...
Ok, av's morbid.
You're sick.
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Originally posted by Ferret:
ah. we sorta overbought for CNY....-squirms-
we had steamboat... 3 days in a row !
so i thought... what the heck... try something else tonight... wanted to order pizza....
took a lookie at the fridge... and whoa... still so packed...
Wow... I be your distant cousin and you invite me over to makan, can?
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Originally posted by 16/f/lonely:
Ok, av's morbid.
You're sick.
Haiz... not called 'sick'! I teach you, 'tis called, "creative energy"!!
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Originally posted by Rhonda:
Haiz... not called 'sick'! I teach you, 'tis called, "creative energy"!!
You're just high. -
I'd consider donating my cadever to medicine. I learnt from the new tonight that fewer than 10 people here do so annually.
There are other people who get their ashes compressed into a diamond, or shot into the sky as fireworks.
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Originally posted by 16/f/lonely:
You're just high.Erm... on Slurpee?!
Gee, I'm a cheap drunk and now, I'm a cheap addict! -
Originally posted by Kuali Baba:
I'd consider donating my cadever to medicine. I learnt from the new tonight that fewer than 10 people here do so annually.
There are other people who get their ashes compressed into a diamond, or shot into the sky as fireworks.
Yeah... the cadavars that my nursing school had were very very old and they were from the homeless folks who died and no one came forward to claim their bodies.
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Originally posted by Rhonda:
Imagine this... your loved one weeping away, holding your urn of ashes in his hands, slowly empties the ashes into the sea when a rougue wind blows it all up right into his face, and he coughs and splutters as he accidentally inhales some of your ashes in!!! And then henceforth, you remain entrenched deep within him... in his lungs...
I'd bet that's happened many times
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I've never heard of ashes causing lung cancer.
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Originally posted by av98m:
I'd bet that's happened many times
Hanor!
It'll be terribly suay if the aforementioned loved one then kena's pneumonia or some other nasty lung infection, and then dies as a result. 
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speaking of cadavers .... you think it's possible to harvest cadaveric ... ermmm ... tadpoles ? .....
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Originally posted by 16/f/lonely:
I've never heard of ashes causing lung cancer.
You go inhale, then we wait and observe you, k?
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Originally posted by Fatum:
speaking of cadavers .... you think it's possible to harvest cadaveric ... ermmm ... tadpoles ? .....
*splutters in disbelief!! WTH?!!!
You are twisted, Fatum, very very VERY twisted!!! 
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Originally posted by Fatum:
australia has the highest number of critters that can kill a man I think ....
from spiders to jellyfish to crocs and sharks that eat your ass whole ....
there's just something about australia.things which are not poisonous in elsewhere are poisonous in australia. things which are poisonous elsewhere are even more poisonous in australia!!!
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Originally posted by Rhonda:
*splutters in disbelief!! WTH?!!!
You are twisted, Fatum, very very VERY twisted!!!
Fatum!Hunger has its limits!
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Originally posted by Fatum:
speaking of cadavers .... you think it's possible to harvest cadaveric ... ermmm ... tadpoles ? .....
WHAT!????
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TMD WBD... I read what MG wrote as the last post of the previous Night Owls thread!!
*cracks whip and digs in spurs...
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Originally posted by Rhonda:
Hanor!
It'll be terribly suay if the aforementioned loved one then kena's pneumonia or some other nasty lung infection, and then dies as a result. -
Originally posted by av98m:
there's just something about australia.things which are not poisonous in elsewhere are poisonous in australia. things which are poisonous elsewhere are even more poisonous in australia!!!
I tell you, it's a damned country! Britain dumped her prisoners here... God dumps His poisonous creatures here!
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Originally posted by Rhonda:
*splutters in disbelief!! WTH?!!!
You are twisted, Fatum, very very VERY
twisted!!! I just don't want mine to go wasted eh .....
I mean .... my whole body's already pledged, neh ? ....
they can take my eyes, kidneys, heart, liver, lungs .....
might as well ....
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Will you quit obsessing about tadpoles? All you need is a healthy lifestyle and the tadpoles will work fine. Overindulgence in vices including bak kwa, alcohol etc is far more damaging than say soy
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Originally posted by av98m:
there's just something about australia.things which are not poisonous in elsewhere are poisonous in australia. things which are poisonous elsewhere are even more poisonous in australia!!!
there are a lot more things that eat you whole there too .....
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Originally posted by Fatum:
I just don't want mine to go wasted eh .....
I mean .... my whole body's already pledged, neh ? ....
they can take my eyes, kidneys, heart, liver, lungs .....
might as well ....
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Originally posted by Fatum:
I just don't want mine to go wasted eh .....
I mean .... my whole body's already pledged, neh ? ....
they can take my eyes, kidneys, heart, liver, lungs .....
might as well ....
You so so darn twisted!! Even after death, you still relish the thought of impregnating someone with you... oh TMD WBD... you are really way too twisted!!!
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Originally posted by av98m:
... waits for absolute silence, then does a Cult Leader Facepalm Kodak Moment.