Night Owls Chatterboxes - Part LXIV!
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Originally posted by Rhonda:
Alamak! You actually spend time thinking about that? When you're dead, whatever they do to your remains, what does it matter?
I kinda like the idea of my ashes in the clapot being used to scare my grandchildren into behaving "if you dun behave ah gong is coming to get you!!"
but being released into the sea I like so much appeals to me too!
and I hope as many of my organs/bodyparts can be transplated onto other people as possible too!
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Originally posted by Fatum:
why bother with all the kung fu and ninja stuff ? ....
a firearm always wins ....
Aiyah... some kinda fancy-pansy scare tactic mah!
When confronted, I shall channel Sasha Fierce... oops, sorry, that name's already been taken by Beyonce... erm... channel Uma Thurman's character in Kill Bill mah! Go down in blazing glory!! Apomp and splendour... like that! -
Originally posted by Fatum:
why bother with all the kung fu and ninja stuff ? ....
a firearm always wins ....
This!
Okay, time to head to the gas station across the road for my morning snack. BRB!
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Originally posted by cassie:
So what will it be? Fishing or jackpot?
haven't decided yet ....
I feel bad about taking too much money off the relatives you know .....
and with my current luck maybe I can go get a few more groupers for the pot ...
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Originally posted by Fatum:
why bother with all the kung fu and ninja stuff ? ....
a firearm always wins ....
remember that scene from the indiana jones movie? -
Originally posted by av98m:
I kinda like the idea of my ashes in the clapot being used to scare my grandchildren into behaving "if you dun behave ah gong is coming to get you!!"but being released into the sea I like so much appeals to me too!
and I hope as many of my organs/bodyparts can be transplated onto other people as possible too!
I don't know if this goes under being "morbid" or not.
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Originally posted by ä¸�如就æ»:
me too
Et tu, bloooey?! *clacks claws in unison...
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Originally posted by 16/f/lonely:
I don't know if this goes under being "morbid" or not.
maybe divide my ashes into 2 lots, then I get the best of both worlds. half of me into the sea, half into claypot. -
Originally posted by av98m:
I kinda like the idea of my ashes in the clapot being used to scare my grandchildren into behaving "if you dun behave ah gong is coming to get you!!"but being released into the sea I like so much appeals to me too!
and I hope as many of my organs/bodyparts can be transplated onto other people as possible too!
You already thinking of grandchildren even before you have children?
OK, cannot fault you for not doing 'long-term planning'! Haiz... the solution, my dear friend, is to split your ashes in half lor! Half go into some fancy pansy urn, half get tossed with great drama into the ocean. Happy?
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Originally posted by av98m:
maybe divide my ashes into 2 lots, then I get the best of both worlds. half of me into the sea, half into claypot.CLAYPOT?!!!
As in Sha Bo?!!! As in you want to flavour some poor sod's dinner?!!! -
Originally posted by Meia Gisborn:
This!Okay, time to head to the gas station across the road for my morning snack. BRB!
/me sniffs the air and wonders what snack...
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Originally posted by av98m:
maybe divide my ashes into 2 lots, then I get the best of both worlds. half of me into the sea, half into claypot.
It won't be half without your organs. -
Siiiigh... so satisfying to fulfill my auntie duties. I gave the baby all the gifts I've amassed for her, then played with her, singing silly songs, doing silly things and gestures... quite fun!
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no no..not urn! that's so depressing.
give me a nice claypot (one that has been used) or maybe one of those spice containers.....
think it'll be damned nice if half my ashes go to sea, half go to claypot, and my eyes, kidneys, heart etc get transplanted to other people. that'll be making full use of my carcass!
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ooo... stingless jellyfish on Okto now..
the ones that go across the lake chasing the light.. and at night, they go down into the depths to get the sludge..
i like this Attenborough series.. Life of Plants
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Originally posted by Rhonda:
CLAYPOT?!!!
As in Sha Bo?!!! As in you want to flavour some poor sod's dinner?!!!
no no no!! the claypot is just much nicer than an urn, and serves as a symbol of what I enjoyed when alive mah -
OK... firearms, and then, archery!!
Let the criminal 'escape', then incapacitate him with a swift arrow! -
Originally posted by av98m:
no no no!! the claypot is just much nicer than an urn, and serves as a symbol of what I enjoyed when alive mahIf one didn't know better, one might think that your were living in Melbourne where the heat wave has finally evaporated your brain juices!!
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Originally posted by the Bear:
ooo... stingless jellyfish on Okto now..
the ones that go across the lake chasing the light.. and at night, they go down into the depths to get the sludge..
i like this Attenborough series.. Life of Plants
Stingless jellyfish?! I'll be damned. I still remember the documentary on the Urukandje which lives in Australia... tiny like a strand of hair, but potent and can kill a man!
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Originally posted by Rhonda:
If one didn't know better, one might think that your were living in Melbourne where the heat wave has finally evaporated your brain juices!!
More like had his/her head in claypot in the final moments. -
Am pretty glad I have my will all done up. Plus left instructions on how my body is to be "disposed".
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Originally posted by Rhonda:
If one didn't know better, one might think that your were living in Melbourne where the heat wave has finally evaporated your brain juices!!
but don't you think its a novel idea? not the first time I mentioned it also what, remember last time there was this conversation in the forums on this very topic and someone posted a pic of this very nice spice container! -
Originally posted by av98m:
but don't you think its a novel idea? not the first time I mentioned it also what, remember last time there was this conversation in the forums on this very topic and someone posted a pic of this very nice spice container!
Not THAT novel lar.....there'll always be people coming up with much wierder stuff. -
OK, my plan for tomorrow... wake up early before the heatwave starts, hop over to 7-Eleven's to get two gigantic Slurpees for the day, hop over to quickly ta bao Vietnamese rolls for the entire day's meals, then quickly run home to hibernate!
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cb first day of work kena caught for long hair..
wanted to go cut hair after work, but saloon still close for cny..cb..1 1/2 months never cut only ma..
