To people who are so uncool
There's alot of space in the front, at the back of the bus or train, have some common sense not to cram into my area and expect me to move and give way. I can and sometimes do but I think sometimes, I just wanna get in your face just to piss you off for the lack of simple common sense. Then to those who cannot stand it if I walk faster than you and you have to catch up just to cut me out again so as to show you are "better" than me. When you cut me, you think I don't know? You cut me at close range making me step on you -happy now? All of you people out there who are unhappy that someone didn't give way to you just because you think you exists and people have to let you have what you want. Please see a shrink, there's alot more things in life to worry about other than me cuttuing you, not giving you space (there there's lots but you just have to stand 3 inch from me as if you are surrounded by ghosts). You have a bigger problem than you care to admit. Please don't take it out on other people. Please learn to use your brain. Please have some bloody common sense. Please know that everyone is a paying customer and everyone has equal rights. Live and let live. You might be happier with yourself and other people too.
To you who is important to me
i know it is hard to be you. . .
when you are nervous, you micro manage
when you are uncertain, you overstate
when you are challenged, you belittle
when you are confused, you assumed the worst
when you are bored, you exaggerate
when you love someone, you become controlling
From me who loves you for what you are but pl don't try to control me.
To: the programmers behind Solidworks 2007
Did you guys happen to add the following code to your software?
if (software_crash < 1);
do (software_crash);
else
do(software_crash);
Come on.... 'fess up already. I'm sick of your software having to crash at least once before I can get any work done.
To: the Organiser
A certain contestant..
Noted at 12.01am, voting closed, as the pages do not allow voting liao.
Noted at 12.11am, her vote increased one more voter in spite that she got the highest votes...
How to explain voting still allowed for her, while the rest of the contestant voting have been closed?
Another one:
If some contestants says those pics were taken in their lifetime, and guideline allow pics only taken for the past 6 months....does organiser check and reconfirm the pics?
One Pic looked familiar in the past contest as a winner pic.
Organiser allow that to happen meh?
organiser : u will receive my mail soon..dun blame me, i observe people, this is my profession.
Originally posted by LOTUSfairy:To: the Organiser
A certain contestant..
Noted at 12.01am, voting closed, as the pages do not allow voting liao.
Noted at 12.11am, her vote increased one more voter in spite that she got the highest votes...
How to explain voting still allowed for her, while the rest of the contestant voting have been closed?
Another one:
If some contestants says those pics were taken in their lifetime, and guideline allow pics only taken for the past 6 months....does organiser check and reconfirm the pics?
One Pic looked familiar in the past contest as a winner pic.
Organiser allow that to happen meh?
organiser : u will receive my mail soon..dun blame me, i observe people, this is my profession.
sounds like kelong to me
Originally posted by av98m:
sounds like kelong to me
no lah..it may be computer glitch...but the voting...i have friends and entire team (about 120plus) who said voted for me..but din see mine increased as fast.... instead i see one of the contestant jump very fast per hour..then i think my friends work hard to vote...the others accidentially gets the vote lor. and i wonder some contestants cannot be so few votes one..
maybe i am wrong...hope i am wrong..i was watching actually..
for the pics submitted, it based on the honesty of those contestant.
the organiser must check lor.
To: All useless foreign "talent" tech support people, especially that farkwit ....
no, don't get me wrong, it's not about your accent, your english (or rather, the absence of), or your attitude .....
it's really about what you DON'T KNOW .... I know i have made over 30 phone calls to you from last week till now .... I know you are now sticking pins into a voodoo doll with my name on it, I know the manager probably gave you hell cos I blurted out something to him over an unrelated issue .....
BUT, I had to farking call so many times cos you couldn't farking solve my problem ! ... I asked very elementary questions regarding network generalities of the app .... none of which you could answer without consulting your colleagues and the development team chaps, that lead me to wonder if you were actually properly trained in this field or not ? .... where is Mr X btw ? .... the singaporean ? .... he KNEW what he was talking about .... what happened to him ? .....
-a frustrated client ...
To: My dear Toshitba laptop,
I know that you are four years old, you were poorly engineered, and you are dying. But do you have to give me such an attitude problem by undergoing BSoDs on such a regular basis?!?!
Can you tahan for just another three more weeks before I get myself a new laptop?!?!
To: my dear Shamsung handphone,
You suck. The only reason why I got you was because you were a 3G phone that came for free when I renewed my M1 Student Plan.
Otherwise, you have a serious attitude problem, what with your penchance for suddenly restarting when I'm busy talking on the phone.
Pui. I'm gonna dump you for Sony Ericsson as soon as I can afford it. At least they know how to make good and reliable cellular phones.
Dear Fudgey,
I think electronics hate you.
To: God .....
Your cruel, twisted sense of ironic humor never fails to amaze me .......
the lord giveth, the lord taketh away huh ..........
so ......... now wat ? ..... what other options do I have ? .......
-me
To: the campus IT network administrators
You have added my account to the internal network, but you haven't even done the same thing for the printer network?!?! You can let me access the dedicated campus wireless network, but not the printer network? What's with that, man? Is that so damn difficult to do?
Now instead of directly printing my technical drawings using the network printer just ten meters away, I have to save them in .exe form in my thumbdrive and walk 500m over undulating terrain in the bloody hot sun just to print them out!!!
Oh, and what's with restricting my Outlook account inbox to just..... 27.6MB?!?! With the spam that I get from you jokers on a regular basis, I overshoot the limit every two days!
And I need to source for quotations from manufacturers, damnit! How on earth are they gonna send me pdf files with this pathetic limit you placed?!?!
to those ungracious people
very soon retribution will take care of you i promise
To: Women
men are such pathetic creatures .....
we're suckers ......
all it takes .... is one phone call .... to screw up their lives all over again ........
-fatum
To: God
What do you want from me now !!!!! ...... why now ?!?!?!?!?!?!?! ......
ARRRRRGGGGHHHHH !!!!!!!! ........................
-fatum
Originally posted by fudgester:To: the campus IT network administrators
You have added my account to the internal network, but you haven't even done the same thing for the printer network?!?! You can let me access the dedicated campus wireless network, but not the printer network? What's with that, man? Is that so damn difficult to do?
Now instead of directly printing my technical drawings using the network printer just ten meters away, I have to save them in .exe form in my thumbdrive and walk 500m over undulating terrain in the bloody hot sun just to print them out!!!
Oh, and what's with restricting my Outlook account inbox to just..... 27.6MB?!?! With the spam that I get from you jokers on a regular basis, I overshoot the limit every two days!And I need to source for quotations from manufacturers, damnit! How on earth are they gonna send me pdf files with this pathetic limit you placed?!?!
dear fudgester,
the same thing happens to me every academic year. the school regularly spams me, and after every 5 days they close my account because its full. and they close it without telling me.
To my fucking colleagues:
READ THE FUCKING EMAIL OMFG WHAT IS SO DIFFICULT ABOUT READING AND UNDERSTANDING SIMPLE INTRUCTIONS YOU WANT ME TO PUT ON YOUR FUCKING PANTS FOR YOU ALSO IS IT!!??
to: xx
my condolences..
To : the girl next door...
Said also dun listen....
Listen also dun understand...
Dun understand also dun ask...
Ask also dun do...
Do also do wrong...
Wrong also dun admit...
Admit also dun correct...
Correct also not happy...
Not happy also dun say..
Just wtf are u thinking..!!!
to: whoever it may concern,
Don write so long post.
Don be so serious in posting.
who got time to read through so many lines? cut short cut short and cut short please.
i see liaw i headache but i no choice wan to noe wads going on.
Eyes pain lei! tiring leh! to read 10-20 lines of debating style sentence.
always put haha, hehe, laughing icon if possible.
Thank you for your cooperation.
btw i lub this thread
Dear me,
U CAN DO IT!! Hav faith in urself! Others hav made it, y cant u?! Trust urself!!! Do it & the rest wll b history!! No pain, no gain! For ur love ones, ok?
ARRGH! WOOSH!! HMMPH!!
To: xxxx
STOP CALLING ME, YOU BASTARD!!!!
To: the REMF who stole my SAF New Balance
KNN... I bought those shoes just two weeks before my ICT, you know! My current shoes are really falling apart, and I'm not sure whether they can last long enough for the AHM!
Don't even talk about the AHM... I need proper shoes for everyday use!
And I can't afford a new pair, you ball-less eunuch. My eMart credits are all used up. And as it is, I don't even have enough spending money for my normal needs for the rest of the month. So you want me to wrap paper around my feet and walk around in them, huh?
DEATH TO YOU! BURN!!!!
You had better pray that I don't find out who you are.... else I'll take the biggest, thickest catheter I can find and shove it up your willy!
And the biggest, thickest rectal probe goes up your anus!
Oh... and I hope that by wearing those shoes, you get foot rot to the extent that your feet have to be amputated!
To the idiot that doesn't understand what I've repeated non stop like a parrot:
Do you even have anything better to other than think about me and tell me how much you need me in your life? I have no interest in you and you're racking up more annoying points on my hate list. Dream on about ever thinking that I'd even want to reply to your messages!
To ________
Its been _ years and counting,
You moved on,i still feel exactly the same.
To .....
why can't you just get over it???