Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 32nd Edition
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poor and sick??
nah.. just idiotic and clumsy that caused little injuries that heal up
oh.. would you like to also eat pond scum? it's high in something and they've also packaged it as Spirolina or something...
i dunno how high in Vit B or high in whatever, but those who made it must have been high on drugsOriginally posted by Rhonda:Vegemite is high in Vit B! You might be suffering from a deficiency of it!
Anyways, the ladies are lining up to fawn over you because you are eloquent mah, can portray yourself well as the poor sick and weak Bear who needs some tender, loving she-Bear to look after him!
And well, that appeals to the motherly nature of most girls, who'll then flock over to your place to leave their marks in your life!
Elementary, my dear Watson! As some Hokkien saying goes, "If there's no wares to sell, there'll be no sales!"
I know I'm vital in your life - for bringing up your blood pressure! -
Kan_i is the super doting parentOriginally posted by Rhonda:
That's sooooo funny!! The protective parent rearing his head to put the blame on you instead!
He said wait till I have my kid
He said I have to be motherly since I love dogs and mother my dog when I had one
I said...yeah a dog is cute, furry and doesn't talk back -
Don't forget beer isn't exactly a healthy drink either. And you can guzzle so much of it in one night, your liver is probably screaming for help... if you pause long enough to hear it, that is!Originally posted by the Bear:poor and sick??
nah.. just idiotic and clumsy that caused little injuries that heal up
oh.. would you like to also eat pond scum? it's high in something and they've also packaged it as Spirolina or something...
i dunno how high in Vit B or high in whatever, but those who made it must have been high on drugs -
the story behind vegemite is that after brewing beer, they have this gunk that is left behind.. so someone tried to sell the vile stuff to an unsuspecting public.. and they bought it!
PT Barnum was right -
Guinness stout rules
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The thing about vegemite is that market it as a health foodOriginally posted by the Bear:the story behind vegemite is that after brewing beer, they have this gunk that is left behind.. so someone tried to sell the vile stuff to an unsuspecting public.. and they bought it!
PT Barnum was right
How can it be healthy when it is so bloody salty and has MSG -
my liver is indestructable!
it's as big as a sofabed and harder than a rockOriginally posted by Rhonda:Don't forget beer isn't exactly a healthy drink either. And you can guzzle so much of it in one night, your liver is probably screaming for help... if you pause long enough to hear it, that is! -
Now I know what's vegemiteOriginally posted by the Bear:the story behind vegemite is that after brewing beer, they have this gunk that is left behind.. so someone tried to sell the vile stuff to an unsuspecting public.. and they bought it!
PT Barnum was right -
Well, I can occasionally babysit kids and have a swell time, but I don't want to have them around when they're having one of their inconsolable screaming tantrums!Originally posted by elindra:Kan_i is the super doting parent
He said wait till I have my kid
He said I have to be motherly since I love dogs and mother my dog when I had one
I said...yeah a dog is cute, furry and doesn't talk back 
I love my peace and quiet, that's why I love cats - easy to keep, clean, and quiet!
One of my colleagues, who kept a cat after her recent divorce, told me that people who say that cats are aloof must not have kept one before! And it's true! Just like her cat, my Marcus and Suzie and Cody used to tail me around the house, like a dog! Marcus and Cody were cute - I'd call out to them and they'll come running, just like dogs! -
That sounds like Liver Cirrhosis / Liver Cancer, actually!Originally posted by the Bear:my liver is indestructable!
it's as big as a sofabed and harder than a rock -
Is Farmhouse milk an Aussie brand?
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I won't call it a health food. It's just... comfort food, to me.Originally posted by elindra:The thing about vegemite is that market it as a health food
How can it be healthy when it is so bloody salty and has MSG
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Talking abt beer
I think I remembered APB tried to promote Foster in Singapore... Apparently, they failed -
Hi Rhonda!
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marriage can be heaven or hell on earth...
even marrying someone who is "good" doesn't mean a thing... if both won't put afford into it...
rite now i just wanna get it over and done with! it'll take a hell lot out of me to ever consider it again....
i think i need another ciggy....
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poor tareOriginally posted by tare:marriage can be heaven or hell on earth...
even marrying someone who is "good" doesn't mean a thing... if both won't put afford into it...
rite now i just wanna get it over and done with! it'll take a hell lot out of me to ever consider it again....
i think i need another ciggy.... 
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poor thingOriginally posted by tare:marriage can be heaven or hell on earth...
even marrying someone who is "good" doesn't mean a thing... if both won't put afford into it...
rite now i just wanna get it over and done with! it'll take a hell lot out of me to ever consider it again....
i think i need another ciggy.... -
I couldn't even babysit kids ><Originally posted by Rhonda:Well, I can occasionally babysit kids and have a swell time, but I don't want to have them around when they're having one of their inconsolable screaming tantrums! I love my peace and quiet, that's why I love cats - easy to keep, clean, and quiet!
One of my colleagues, who kept a cat after her recent divorce, told me that people who say that cats are aloof must not have kept one before! And it's true! Just like her cat, my Marcus and Suzie and Cody used to tail me around the house, like a dog! Marcus and Cody were cute - I'd call out to them and they'll come running, just like dogs!
I always push them to my brother coz they give me a headache gives me bigger stress then an expensive stranded cargo >< -
Hiya, av! *waves to youOriginally posted by av98m:Hi Rhonda!
*goes back to bashing head against keyboard*
Eh... don't bash so hard I need to wheel you to the A&E on a trolley to do an emergency MRI on you, ok? Missy's off-day today! -
Originally posted by elindra:I couldn't even babysit kids ><
I always push them to my brother coz they give me a headache gives me bigger stress then an expensive stranded cargo >< -
Fosters is crap beerOriginally posted by sbst275:Talking abt beer
I think I remembered APB tried to promote Foster in Singapore... Apparently, they failed -
it's very easy...
you get those heavy duty clothes hooks on the wall, dress the little tyke in denim overalls, then you hang them on the clothes hooks...
they can squirm all they want, they're not going to go anywhereOriginally posted by elindra:I couldn't even babysit kids ><
I always push them to my brother coz they give me a headache gives me bigger stress then an expensive stranded cargo >< -
Can't rememberOriginally posted by sbst275:Is Farmhouse milk an Aussie brand?
Either Aussie or NZ -
So Bear is right abt Aussie beerOriginally posted by elindra:Fosters is crap beer -
It's kinda funny if you read the labels on our milkOriginally posted by elindra:Can't remember
Either Aussie or NZ
Fresh Milk are usually from Australia
UHT milk are usually from NZ