Heaven or Hell
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Heaven or Hell?
trust me. the last sentence is damm true!!
One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human
Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself.
"Welcome," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in, though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had a Human Resources Manager make it this far, and we're not really sure what to do with you
"No worries, just let me in," said the woman.
"Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is
let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in."
"Actually,I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven" ,said the woman.
"Sorry, we have rules..."
And with that St. Peter put the executive in a lift and it went down-down-down to Hell.
The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and in front of her were all her fellow executive friends that she had worked with, and they were well dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she
enjoyed a superb steak and lobster dinner.
She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kinda cute)and she had a great time laughing at jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody shook her hand and waved good-bye as she got on the lift.
The lift went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found St. Peter waiting for her.
"Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said.
So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had a great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St. Peter came and got her.
"So, you've spent a day in Hell and you've spent a day in Heaven. Now you must choose your eternity". The woman paused for a second and then replied,
"Well, I never thought I would say this. I mean, Heaven has been really great, but I had a better time in Hell."
So St. Peter escorted her to the lift and again she went down-down-down back to Hell.
When the doors of the lift opened she found herself standing in a
desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw that her f! riends were dressed in rags and picking up garbage and putting it in sacks.
The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her. "I don't
understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland and all my friends look miserable."
The Devil looked at her and smiled. "Yesterday we were recruiting you, today.....you're staff"
Moral of this story : Never believe what you see/hear in the company during recruitment or what they promised you.... -
i too bo liao leh..
so pls bear with me..
but if u got patient, do read. quite interesting leh..
mad mad mad! -
not biblical at all...........
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this reminds mi of my temp job last time...kana cheated.....
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i not christian ma...Originally posted by NeonTetra:not biblical at all...........
but story got say heaven n hell ma. hehee..indirectly related la..
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haha.. read this before..
thanks for spreading some laughter.. 
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mlm kind of job?Originally posted by duotiga83:this reminds mi of my temp job last time...kana cheated.....
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outside salesOriginally posted by sillyme:mlm kind of job?
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hehe.. learn from lesson lor.. choose heaven next timeOriginally posted by duotiga83:outside sales
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the world is full f deceptions
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yea.....lesson learn.....but add another scar to my memoriesOriginally posted by sillyme:hehe.. learn from lesson lor.. choose heaven next time -
me oso encounted tat b4...
advertise in newspaper till majiam v "WOW" -- marketing exec.... but go there is actually jz door to door sales!!
siao!!
i still went for 2 interviews ah.. 1st interview they dun dare to tell u is wat kinda biz....... 2 interview is to be attached to the sales person! siao!!
i blur blur follow them with an angry face!!
mad mad mad!! -
not a big deal right? it's disppears faster than you can count satu duotigaOriginally posted by duotiga83:yea.....lesson learn.....but add another scar to my memories
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is more than just cheated.........Originally posted by sillyme:not a big deal right? it's disppears faster than you can count satu duotiga
here's the story:
interview there, thought is tech job storeman etc etc....go in the boss say is outside sales. pengz. write in particular nvrmind. got job liao. 1st 2 daes ok.....until 3rd dae i n my partner posted to toa payoh area. at 1st is ok, but sales pretty weak as we can't sell much. after lunch, 1 daring move my partner say go industrial area as we near there. i told him not to, he keep insist. bo pian, have to follow. in the canteen, try sell awhile as we split half half, i kana caught by MOE (environment) n have to pay fine. depressed, my stupid partner saw mi wif that pink letter n policemen there. after they gone, we quickly wen tback. i still depress ( i easily depress/down)
went back company, nvrmind, boss say same thing, will settle my fine, but i still think is nt worth it. at the same time is pay day. i say i want to quit, nt my type, after some talking, u know how much they give mi for 3 daes work?
20 BUCKS
i still remeber the company is at aljunied there....damn... -
oic...brother don be depressed. look to God..He has been good to you all these years and He will continue to do so.....
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ah, so ke lian..
now got alot co cheat ppl 1...
so better open eyes big big n c......
usually i v smart 1... i ask them v chim qn till they stumber.. so from there, i noe the co is no gd....
dan i will sneak away...
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this is 1 of my past that i wun want to think again........yar...God is gd all the timeOriginally posted by NeonTetra:oic...brother don be depressed. look to God..He has been good to you all these years and He will continue to do so..... -
wah... what a bad experience.. so you have job you enjoy now?Originally posted by duotiga83:is more than just cheated.........
here's the story:
interview there, thought is tech job storeman etc etc....go in the boss say is outside sales. pengz. write in particular nvrmind. got job liao. 1st 2 daes ok.....until 3rd dae i n my partner posted to toa payoh area. at 1st is ok, but sales pretty weak as we can't sell much. after lunch, 1 daring move my partner say go industrial area as we near there. i told him not to, he keep insist. bo pian, have to follow. in the canteen, try sell awhile as we split half half, i kana caught by MOE (environment) n have to pay fine. depressed, my stupid partner saw mi wif that pink letter n policemen there. after they gone, we quickly wen tback. i still depress ( i easily depress/down)
went back company, nvrmind, boss say same thing, will settle my fine, but i still think is nt worth it. at the same time is pay day. i say i want to quit, nt my type, after some talking, u know how much they give mi for 3 daes work?
20 BUCKS
i still remeber the company is at aljunied there....damn... -
hhmm...sillyme not going to jog?
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waiting for ns nw....the medical status thing gimme a headacheOriginally posted by sillyme:wah... what a bad experience.. so you have job you enjoy now? -
wait lor...don worry abt the medical report lah.
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ns?!
heee.. lucky i dun hv to go thru tat... i tink i will die in the jungle! -
very well writtenOriginally posted by ©(^@^)©:i too bo liao leh..
so pls bear with me..
but if u got patient, do read. quite interesting leh..
mad mad mad! -
Seeing is not always believing.
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true.. the blind sees only darkness, but they cannot see whats around them.Originally posted by wa|th3r:Seeing is not always believing.