Originally posted by laurence82:there is no mod
after the last war, they all gone
those cowards.............but also good lah..........with them around can't talk freely..........
but if they feel they want a mod.................i don't mind being one............
$1 per post is my fee...........
no need to be mood
these people are not interested to promote christianity
they only want to fight or promote their own version of religion
see parnie,doesnt even follow bible one, she said must obey women even tho jesus is son of god, not daughter of god
she is now pretending to be out on a date, at least there will be peace for a good 5 hrs??
there will be no peace with evil like her around
Now I know you actually have no peace when I'm around.
Ok, didn't know that your mental balance is so easily disturbed by me..but now I know.
Merry xmas guys!
'God Will Save Me' Joke
A farmer is caught in a flood. The river is overflowing, with water
surrounding the farmer's home up to his front porch. As he is standing
there, a boat comes up. The man in the boat says, "Jump in, I'll take
you to safety." The farmer crosses his arms and says stubbornly, "No, I
put my trust in God."
The boat goes away. The water rises to the second floor. Another
boat comes up, the man says to the farmer who is now at the second floor
window, "Jump in, I'll save you." The farmer again says, "No, I put my
trust in God."
The boat goes away. Now the water is up to the roof. As the farmer
stands on the roof, a helicopter comes over, and drops a ladder. The
pilot yells down to the farmer, "I'll save you, climb the ladder." The
farmer says, "No, I put my trust in God."
The helicopter goes away. The water continues to rise and sweeps the
farmer off the roof. He drowns. He goes to heaven, and asks God, "Why
didn't you save me? I put my trust in you and you let me down." God
says, "What do you mean, let you down? I sent you two boats and a
helicopter!!!"
thanks for reminding parnie that kengkia is her saviour
Originally posted by kengkia:'God Will Save Me' Joke
A farmer is caught in a flood. The river is overflowing, with water surrounding the farmer's home up to his front porch. As he is standing there, a boat comes up. The man in the boat says, "Jump in, I'll take you to safety." The farmer crosses his arms and says stubbornly, "No, I put my trust in God."
The boat goes away. The water rises to the second floor. Another boat comes up, the man says to the farmer who is now at the second floor window, "Jump in, I'll save you." The farmer again says, "No, I put my trust in God."
The boat goes away. Now the water is up to the roof. As the farmer stands on the roof, a helicopter comes over, and drops a ladder. The pilot yells down to the farmer, "I'll save you, climb the ladder." The farmer says, "No, I put my trust in God."
The helicopter goes away. The water continues to rise and sweeps the farmer off the roof. He drowns. He goes to heaven, and asks God, "Why didn't you save me? I put my trust in you and you let me down." God says, "What do you mean, let you down? I sent you two boats and a helicopter!!!"
Farmer said to God " Oh my God ! Why don't you say so? I would have board the boats and helicopter if you told me they were sent by you ?"
I didn't know buddha also celebrate Christmas, maybe Santa Claus visited him in india once.
Then buddha being the generous indian prince, tried to convert Santa Claus by giving him the library of scriptures, but Santa Claus told buddha this "Why you cannot compile all your scriptures into one book?"
"Even the pagans could do this for all the atheists to download online"
whats the point of compiling, u dont even believe in obeying man, son of god?
lolz
Buddha said "Sorry Santa Claus, I was too self-centred and focused on unlocking all the stages of enlightenment for myself that I have failed to see the needs of others"
"But if they all also become self-centred like me and focused on themselves, then there will be no need for anyone to see the needs of others, because there will be no need for any final boss in the world if there are no heroes to fight it"
Originally posted by Pinknutri:Farmer said to God " Oh my God ! Why don't you say so? I would have board the boats and helicopter if you told me they were sent by you ?"
It means u must obey this god but u will never understand him meaning u are being mindfucked by people who dont even understand its duty of humans to obey man
heehee
Some boys here got fucked too much by their fathers when they were young, thus they are now firm supporters of cocks becaus they were brought up in this manner.
See the boy above.
Tsk, less intelligent woman need to resort to crass stories
lolz
Originally posted by laurence82:thanks for reminding parnie that kengkia is her saviour
i would be glad to be her saviour...
the parnie could have had an accident now with her menses overflowing...there is a cause to celebrate this x'mas! ho ho ho
Originally posted by kengkia:i would be glad to be her saviour...
Amen to that!
Wow....come to buddha topic and end with Amen, no respect to buddha.
I teach you, use AMITATOFU next time.
people, no need to talk so much to parn lar on this or othe topics. clearly this is the quality she can come up to due to her ignorance of other religions and her limited thinking and reasoning.
True true
amen is vulgar
i will bear that in mind
hehe
she thinks that all other religions in the world must have a god (whether single god or many gods) which is true, except the religion which she posted, which not only does not advocate soul or no self, but no god.
Organized religion(s) of any denomination when it can be observed and shared out of one's fullness (within) is not about one man’s belief against another, but that which serves as catalyst by his being ...(fill in what comes to mind, eg loving, divisive, kind or ...) and an opportunity for others to gravitates towards one inner source of being, ie, all are the same at the centre. One was never born a Hindu nor a Christian nor a .... Is there such a thing as Hindu truth or Christian or Buddhist truth? In fact truth as such does not exist. What exists is relatively true and it is everchanging. One is not born a Chinese or an Indian or a Buddhist or a ... one is *''programmed''/''conditioned'' since one''s birth to be a Chinese or an ... . It is ok to practice any religion but when it (*) is not transcended one is still unfree!
One has to beware the preacher, the priest or .... that which is inclusive of others or that which integrates one within is freeing. It presupposes that the one who purports to teach, to elucidate is himself/herself free within. That which is selective and excludes some to the benefit of other is a subtle politicizing of religion and it is to dominate and circumsribe.
One who is unfree on the inner can go thru the gamut of scriptures, texts or even endlessly prop oneself and defending one's stance. Look closer and examine - it is woefully flawed. At its best one is trying, at its worse it is servitude. It is nigh impossible for one to free another if one is unfree and to ignore, pretend is delusional.
Originally posted by Rooney9:people, no need to talk so much to parn lar on this or othe topics. clearly this is the quality she can come up to due to her ignorance of other religions and her limited thinking and reasoning.
Of course I don't know who is Buddha, why would I post a topic to ask "Who is Buddha" if I already know?
But since you've already shown me you are not that smart, I also don't bother to ask you to enlighten me.
Originally posted by laurence82:True true
amen is vulgar
i will bear that in mind
hehe
You mean you don't know?
Ask if you're not sure ok?